David Cameron has been stung by a jellyfish and, obviously, our brave nation has united in offering our sincere sympathies to the injured prime minister.
Hundreds, if not thousands, of thoughtful Britons have kindly volunteered to help out the Tory leader, volunteering their services for a well-know jellyfish "cure."
The Prime Minister is said to be recovering after he encountered the venomous creature as he chillaxed in the sea during his Lanzarote break.
Other tourists described how he came running from the water in his blue swimming trunks, rubbing his arm and shouting: “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"