Bring out the bunting. There's lots to celebrate on St George's Day, we have the world's most expensive capital city, air we can barely breathe, soaring child poverty and a massive drink and drug problem.
If you can bear it, here's 10 reasons not to be patriotic.
If you can't, try having another shandy, and read 10 Reasons To Be Patriotic On St George's Day.
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