While Westminster obsessed over Michael Gove's
demotion sideways move, and the Daily Mail swooned over the height of Esther McVey's blow-dry, real things happened to real people outside in the real world.
Controversial legislation was whistled through parliament, damning statistics about the bedroom tax came out and a Conservative Mayor got wasted.
Here's what you might have missed:
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