Kim Kardashian’s globe-like, shiny buttocks are on a hell-bent mission to achieve global domination, so we had better get used to them.
In an attempt to integrate them into our everyday lives, someone has merged them with a their coffee machine – with some pretty successful results.
It is of course not the first attempt to lampoon Mrs West’s backside – others have succeeded in parking a Boris bike in between them, turning her into a centaur, landing the Rosetta probe on them and even providing a safe, warm place for Russell Brand to live.
But this is still our favourite.
Then there are some who’ve set to work altering Kim K herself…
Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further. pic.twitter.com/Sh70yV43gE— Kelkulus (@kelkulus) November 12, 2014
I can't believe Kim K is trying to break the internet. Somebody has to stop her. pic.twitter.com/xX6SWEyy9F— Futurist (@futuristmusic) November 12, 2014