On Monday, Chancellor George Osborne delivered a press conference alongside four other big names in the Conservative Party to kick off the Tory push for the general election.
Departing from his usual sweaty schoolboy look, Osborne appeared particularly malicious, using his death stare to intimidate the room full of journalists.
We know Idris Elba is in the running for the next Bond, maybe George Osborne will be cast as the villain?
So why was the Chancellor looking so nefarious?
Could he be planning a leadership contest, and wants to look strong in front of the press?
Could one of the reporters in the audience have been an ex-girlfriend he never got over?
Or was he just a bit constipated?