Earlier this week, people following the US Republican primary were shocked to see Donald Trump faced with a question he couldn't answer - his favourite bit of the Bible. It's fairly important for a Republican presidential candidate to be a big Bible fan, so it was a huge deal when he seemingly zig-zagged around the question and wouldn't even say if he favoured the Old or the New Testament.
This all prompted Twitter users to imagine what it would be like if the self-absorbed presidential hopeful wrote his own Bible.
"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) August 27, 2015
There was no room at the inn. Mary and Joseph should have gone to a Trump resort. Classy. Myrrh like you can't imagine. #TrumpBible— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) August 26, 2015
"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible— Leon Jacobs (@leonjacobs) August 27, 2015
God took 6 days to create the universe & then took a day of rest? Lazy. Inefficient. I pay a guy $3 and he builds me a universe. #TrumpBible— Ryan Barrell (@RyanBarrell) August 29, 2015
I love God. He's a builder. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble. But He did a nice job. #TrumpBible— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 27, 2015
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment?
Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem.August 27, 2015
"Jesus? Nice guy, but LOW, LOW energy, I mean, bleeding out of his hands, his feet, his wherever..." #TrumpBible— Christopher Heuertz (@ChrisHeuertz) August 29, 2015
" and Mary? No disrespect but she's pregnant, a teenager, unmarried. I mean she’s basically a disaster.” #Trumpbible— Laura McAfee (@LauraMcAfee1) August 29, 2015
Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
He gets himself crucified, and we're to call him Savior! He's a loser; couldn't save himself! I like guys that weren't crucified.#TrumpBible— TheCultOfRay (@EduExpIntel) August 29, 2015
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 28, 2015