PMQs Today Without The Shouting: 10 February 2016

It's mid-February and Valentine's Day is just around the corner, but will David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn be able to put their differences aside just because love is in the air? Not a chance.

Here's everything that happened at PMQs today, without all the shouting...

Jeremy Corbyn surprisingly managed to avoid making jokes about David Cameron's mum:

For the first time, MPs laughing at Jeremy Corbyn's crowdsourced questions weren't doing so maliciously, but rather because it sounded like it was coming from Labour's Chief Whip:

And Corbyn chose to finally start accessorising his trademark PMQs suit:

Everyone who wasn't fixated on Corbyn's badge were wondering why he didn't mention the ongoing Junior Doctors' strikes...

Or any other open goals from the past week:

In fact, nobody did:

But that was because Jeremy was focusing on taking Cameron to task on housing:

He rolled out some numbers Cameron couldn't ignore...

Then Angus Robertson said something, but nobody was really paying attention.

The subtitle people lost control again...

But, as usual, it was all just much of the same: