Cassetteboy's Donald Trump 'The Apprentice' Remix Reveals His Secret Weapons

"A lot of people don't like me because I'm a little bit prejudiced and guess what? An unbelievable racist."

Cassetteboy has finally taken on Donald Trump and it turns out the secret behind his runaway success is his massive boner.

And healthy dashes of sexism, racism and unspeakable acts involving testicles.

It's five minutes of pure x-rated hilarity.

Disturbing, terrifying hilarity.

Oh, and far too much detail about his crapping habits (like a mechanical dog since you ask).