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These Christmas Jumpers From Missguided Are Hilariously Offensive

These Christmas Jumpers Are Hilariously Offensive
Rosy Cherrington

One of the best parts of Christmas is the terrible festive fashion. With paper party hats the de rigueur, it's only mandatory you complete your outfit with the most ridiculous jumper you can find.

Maybe not quite as ridiculous as this hilariously offensive new range from Missguided, though.

There's the requisite Christmas trees and mistletoe yuletide get-up, but there's also a whole bunch of Scroogey slogans that miss the mark.

Introducing, Christmas jumpers for the girl that hates Christmas (and herself?)...

Missguided Christmas Jumpers 2015 (list)
F**k Christmas(01 of11)
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Yeah, screw Christmas. Literally, fuck chocolate oranges. Forget the fact your parents have been slaving away all year to buy you your 13th iPhone and break all of Tiny Tim's limbs while you're at it.

£18 from Missguided.co.uk
Piste Off(02 of11)
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Because skiing is so last year. This model looks deeply unhappy.

£20, from Missguided.co.uk
Santa's Bitch(03 of11)
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You can kind of feel the hate seeping from her eyes here. Also, wasn't feminism a thing this year? I feel like it was a thing. This jumper is not good.

£15 from Missguided.co.uk
Kiss My Sprouts(04 of11)
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What does this even mean? Please don't make us do it.

£20, from Missguided.co.uk
Jingle My Bells(05 of11)
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The 'I Want Drunk Strangers To Talk To Me' starter pack.

£18, from Missguided.co.uk
Merry Christmas Bitches(06 of11)
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Love from Nicole Richie, circa 2004.

£18, from Missguided.co.uk
Merry F**king Christmas(07 of11)
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Add some stars in and no-one can give you death stares when you sit opposite their children on the tube.

£18, from Missguided.co.uk
Holly Sh*t(08 of11)
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That kind of looks like it says 'Shat'.

£20, from Missguided.co.uk
Snow Bitch(09 of11)
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Trust no bitch and don't trust that this jumper won't make you look like a crazy person. Also, is 'bitch' a swearword? Where are we drawing the line with the stars here?

£18, from Missguided.co.uk
Mistletoe Ho(10 of11)
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Because nothing's more festive than a spot of slut shaming.

£18, from Missguided.co.uk
Tinsel Tits(11 of11)
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"Totally flaunt those tinsel tits, girl." Jesus wept.

£18, from Missguided.co.uk

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Primark Christmas Jumpers 2015
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Home Alone Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Reindeer Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Skiing Penguin Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Embroidered Gingerbread Man Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Olaf Frozen Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Advent Calendar Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Bauble Musical Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Penguin Fairisle Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Embroidered Robin Oatmeal Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Ho Ho Ho Red Musical Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Reindeer Fairisle Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Don't Be A Grinch Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Grey Christmas Bambi Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Grey Rudolf Jumper, £9 (credit:Primark)
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Express Your Elf Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Rudolf Jumper, £9 (credit:Primark)
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Coca Cola Polar Bear Jumper, £15 (credit:Primark)
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Light Up Sleigh Scene Jumper, £18 (credit:Primark)
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Pug Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Hug Me Olaf Frozen Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Gingerbread Man Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Embroidered Penguin Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Elfie Jumper, £15 (credit:Primark)
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Christmas Cat Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Santa Textured Beard Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Gingerbread House Sweatshirt, £10 (credit:Primark)
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Rudolf Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Broken Gingerbread Man Jumper, £9 (credit:Primark)
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Christmas Tree Jumper, £15 (credit:Primark)
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Musical Penguin Jumper, £12 (credit:Primark)
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Snowflake Fairisle Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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Emoji Monkey Jumper, £14 (credit:Primark)
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