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If you want to ramp up your fitness but can’t be bothered to leave the house, why not jump on a saddle and ride a pretend horse?

Yes, you read that right.

This Korean-made ‘Ace Fitness Power’ gadget takes the galloping horse out of the equation and instead, gives you a horseback riding-inspired tool that apparently tones you up – and makes you look like you’re (*whispers*) getting it on.

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Designed for those who “like to ride horses in front of their TV” (as you do), this hilariously suggestive exercise tool promises to “fitness you up” and “live longer for now”, according to the gadget’s YouTube description.

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You have to put in some impressive saddling, bucking and grinding action before you reap the supposed fitness benefits, which include thighs of steel and toned abdominal muscles.

Although, you’ll probably get these laughing your head off while you dry hump your horse-mimicker, with the latest episode of EastEnders in the background.

Would you ride it?

Find this hilarious? Take a look at other stupid fitness inventions for gym phobics...

Stupid Fitness Products
Sit Fit Exercise Device(01 of13)
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For those who always wanted to grate cheese with their feet but never developed the right muscles. (via Skymall)
FaceTrainer(02 of13)
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A whole lot cheaper than hiring a professional face trainer. (via Sky Mall)
Shape Up Dumbbell Alarm Clock(03 of13)
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We've heard of people who like to work out first thing in the morning, but this is ridiculous. (via SportGifts.com)
2-Step Under-Desk Dancercise for Feet(04 of13)
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Not only should you not be "dancercising" at your desk, but we're pretty sure you can do whatever this product suggests using, well, your own two feet. (via Brookstone)
Hand Fitness Trainer(05 of13)
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Most job interviews require some kind of hand fitness test, so don't let a flabby pinky or forefinger keep you from getting hired. (via SkyMall)
Arm Exercise Weights(06 of13)
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Make sure to wear this on top of your sleeve so coworkers don't wonder why you're flailing your arms around at your desk. (via SkyMall)
Peddler Exercise Device(07 of13)
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Stimulates leg circulation anywhere! Also, tense coworkers can lie beneath your desk and put product between their shoulder blades for an easy massage. (via Skymall)
Slimming & Toning System(08 of13)
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Full disclosure: Any product that requires users to take off their off their pants takes a little while to get used to. But fitness-minded friends will understand that sometimes, extreme toning calls for extreme measures. (via Sky Mall)
Talking Hand Exerciser(09 of13)
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Caution: Squeezing too hard will make the product scream in pain. (via Sky Mall)
Under-Clothing Resistance Weights(10 of13)
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You won't be alone -- latest statistics indicate at least 60 percent of male employees in an office are wearing Under Clothing Resistance Weights at any one time. (via Hammacher Schlemmer)
Speedfit Portable Treadmill(11 of13)
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"Yo bring your new portable treadmill over!" - Nobody (via Speedfit)
Portable Home Gym(12 of13)
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Perform hundreds of exercises including throwing pieces of metal against the wall in frustration. (via Skymall)
The Velcro Home Jogger(13 of13)
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Ok, so maybe this product is meant to work out your funny bones more than anything else, put it's still a pretty good one. (via Chindogu)

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