26 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Feb. 17-23)

"love when a dog has a stupid name. what do you mean this idiot answers to Typewriter"

Woof — it’s been a long week.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.

We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)

I give up on lint rollers. there is nothing embarrassing about having pet hair on your clothing. Oh your pet likes to snuggle you? how shameful to love and be loved

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/H66GdOSWGO

— Animal memes online (@catshouldnt) February 19, 2024

when Linus was just a baby we took the bus to his first vet appointment and I didn't realize he was doing this until these ladies behind me started cracking up lol pic.twitter.com/Pz7zWjN9F3

— worst case Ontario𓅃🇵🇸 (@susanbutworse) February 20, 2024

My dog: I lost my toy under the couch.

Me: pic.twitter.com/IIQiwNasSW

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 20, 2024

sometimes i see a very small dog and i think “what a disaster” but sometimes i see a very small dog and think “there goes god’s most beloved creation”

— keegan (@FranziaMom) February 22, 2024

The best boat horn.. 😂🔊 pic.twitter.com/bx9bex5xrE

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 20, 2024

bet he's never held a power tool in his life. poser. pic.twitter.com/uBSxl8BJQK

— via (@atrophicbtrfly) February 17, 2024

*feeding 2 stray dogs spaghetti*
WTF KISS ALREADY

— Borey (@GoToBedRory) February 18, 2024

pic.twitter.com/rIAQOtvhkm

— Cats That Heal Your Depression (@Catshealdeprsn) February 21, 2024

My black & white cat is NOT a tuxedo. He has the coloring of an orca.

— marge (@mags_mclaugh) February 22, 2024

Deeper than he thought! Snowfall! 😄pic.twitter.com/ri7QmMZJVC

— Figen (@TheFigen_) February 20, 2024

genuine lol pic.twitter.com/W8s6XtAzuY

— noelle (@tumblebrutus_) February 17, 2024

Pain au chocolat https://t.co/Jsj8IuXi9P

— thot choc (@shreyabasu003) February 23, 2024

When I try to howl or bark to see what my dog will do, he looks at me like I’m bastardizing the language of his people.

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) February 23, 2024

How? 😂 pic.twitter.com/y2TmNoQMlN

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 22, 2024

I love being a cat owner. They’re such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 17, 2024

question: my dog is OBSESSED with his lamb chop toy. he literally puts it in front of the door on our way out so it can be the first thing he sees when we get back. He hugs it constantly. He won't go anywhere in the house without it. Does he think it's his child? His mom? ?? pic.twitter.com/obg9wiVMOA

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 19, 2024

love when a dog has a stupid name. what do you mean this idiot answers to Typewriter

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) February 20, 2024

pov: you are trying to be in your bathroom for even two minutes with the door closed but you have cats pic.twitter.com/Gncvc8MsAQ

— latke (@latkedelrey) February 21, 2024

Coyote Ugly but with dogs on the bar and you're allowed to pet them

— Kat (@ollkorrect0) February 23, 2024

This is Kirby. He doesn't pay attention to words. Just vibes. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/Zc0mm4eT3N

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) February 19, 2024

It’s stupid that we can’t put pets on our health insurance.

This is my child.

— Kelly (@kelly__le) February 22, 2024

this cat wants me to believe she hasn't been fed all day but she doesn't know i can talk to my wife on the phone to find out pic.twitter.com/hvtg8eTdWy

— flglmn (@flglmn) February 22, 2024

"Are you or anyone in your household a member of a union?"

::looks at my two cats colluding to bug me for dinner::

"Not sure"

— Natalie Jackson (@nataliemj10) February 17, 2024

Tâf’s doggy sleep-away camp messaged us like “we’re not entirely sure how she got on the table” and we had to be like yeah she does that pic.twitter.com/mRIMkSOKkY

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) February 21, 2024

“Your presentation is in 5 minutes.”
“Thanks, Margaret.”
“I put out some donuts and milk.”
“That’s great, thank you.”
“I also set up the projector.”
“You’re the best.”
“Can I get you anything else?”
“I’ll need my laser pointer.”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?” pic.twitter.com/DImsus57q7

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) February 23, 2024
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