A Level Results Day 2016: The Funniest Tweets About UCAS, Exams And University Entry

Roses are red, violets are blue, what do I do with 2 Ds and a U?

A Level results day is upon us, and it’s one of the most stressful times in any young person’s life. Will they get good grades? Will they get into university? Will everything be ok?

No matter how you’re feeling or what results you’ve received, here’s some of Twitter’s funniest A Level jokes to get you through the day. Don’t worry, we sifted out all the smug adults saying “I only got 2 Bs and I’m fine” and all that noise.

'There's always clearing' 'I got 3 Us, now I'm a billionaire' 'Well, there's nothing you can do now' #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/EPGaGeIfv8

— Courtney ✨ (@WaitCourtneyWho) August 17, 2016

predicted grades vs actual results #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/9cHHegvVS3

— ed smoth (@ed_smoth) August 17, 2016

Results day tomorrow... #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/a6JRHcq5Sk

— Chelsie Angeles (@ChelsieAngeles) August 17, 2016

"If I don't get the grades I need for uni how will I ever get myself into £50K of debt?!" #alevelresults

— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) August 18, 2016

Parents : "We're proud of you whatever your results tomorrow" #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/yJpV40SXfU

— Shannon (@XshhannonX) August 17, 2016

Preparing to tell my parents my grades like...#alevelresults https://t.co/W6Bj5RBflV

— A Level Problems (@ALevelProblems) August 18, 2016

To everyone worrying about their A Level results remember that Pitbull rhymed "Kodak" with "Kodak" and he is a millionaire #Alevelresults

— Scarlett Moffatt (@ScarlettMoffatt) August 17, 2016

If anyone needs to run away to Paris to let their parents calm down after #alevelresults day, we got you. pic.twitter.com/eNXI9SbQZ3

— Air France UK (@AirFranceUK) August 17, 2016

Pretty much my feelings about tomorrow #alevelresults pic.twitter.com/vWyqyekJ8T

— Chris Williams (@CJWilliams_98) August 17, 2016

Why the fk did UCAS send this to my bf. Trying to steal my man I don't think so pic.twitter.com/DJECaPSSOl

— lauren (@loulabxlle) August 16, 2016

Don't worry about your #alevelresults. I failed all my Highers and look at me now. pic.twitter.com/ClOZkORTVB

— Limmy Live: England (@DaftLimmy) August 18, 2016

If you’ve not got good #alevelresults, don’t worry. I did really well but now waste all my time doing bad jokes and photoshops on Twitter.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 18, 2016

Don't worry if you didn't get the #alevelresults you wanted. I failed maths in 2001, and 12 years later, it hasn't done me any harm.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 18, 2016

My daughter's so disappointed. She worked hard, had private lessons but didn't get a jump good enough to make the papers #alevelresults

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) August 18, 2016

Don't worry about your #alevelresults. I did well in mine but just got freaked after going to the loo as I forgot I ate beetroot yesterday.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 18, 2016

If you don't get the exam results you wanted, look at all the Pokemon you collected instead & that will make you feel better. #alevelresults

— Rick Burin (@rickburin) August 18, 2016

My social media #alevelresults. pic.twitter.com/9bQ8fEnpYA

— __rry (@QuantumPirate) August 18, 2016

Should anyone feel embarrassed about their #alevelresults, here's me in the local paper collecting mine in 1999. pic.twitter.com/yJpfGtWOqp

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 18, 2016
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