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Transfer Deadline Day In Funny Tweets: Luiz Back To Chelsea, Joe Hart To Torino And More

These are probably the only tweets worth reading today.
Ryan Barrell
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Writer, The Huffington Post UK

It’s transfer deadline day once again, the most exciting day of any footie fan’s calendar - but it’s hard to keep up with all the last-minute movements now that don’t have Ceefax laying them out for us.

Don’t worry - we’ve sifted through the noise on Twitter to bring you the highlights in the funniest possible way.

David Luiz kicked off a move back to Chelsea

David Luiz preparing for his Chelsea #DeadlineDay medical like... https://t.co/e1Vg4DuQvZ pic.twitter.com/hPJO2larLo

— Matt Lewis (@mattlewis27) August 31, 2016

Sunderland signed Didier Ndong for a club record fee

Not that I'm one to go on about hairstyles but Ndong's hair really reminds me of coral reef...I love him already pic.twitter.com/ffWutjEqgT

— Brishan Harvey (@BrishanHarvey) August 31, 2016

Jack Wilshere was, as always, the butt of a lot of jokes as he looked set to leave Arsenal on loan

#DeadlineDay news: Arsenal give Jack Wilshere permission to leave in order to gain regular first team injuries.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) August 31, 2016

Wenger was worried about being able to pay the 600 Arsenal employees. He gets rid of Wilshere and loses 100 medical people. Genius move!

— Chelsea HQ (@Chelsea_HQ) August 29, 2016

Breaking: Jack Wilshire injured whilst deciding between Palace and Bournemouth move #DeadlineDay

— Nesta (@Nesta_Carter) August 31, 2016

I see Jack Wilshere is wanting to be loaned to another club's medical department

— James Whittaker (@northstokie) August 30, 2016

Arsenal also got rid of Serge Gnabry

Werder Bremen in talks to sign Serge Gnabry. They went like this:

Bremen: Can we have Gnabry?
Arsenal: Who?
Bremen: Gnabry
Arsenal: Okay

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Joe Hart moved to Torino on loan so he could get some first team football

So Joe Hart goes from the second best team in Manchester to the second best team in Turin. #bbcfootball

— Ben Ramsay (@BarkingRambo) August 31, 2016

Ian Holloway says Joe Hart "didn't have that good a Euros"

And we'd like to congratulate Ian for winning understatement of the century.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Sadly we no longer see Harry Redknapp leaning out of his car window, so we had to make do with this

'we're looking to deselect 75% of the squad and get a few lads in from the Greens before the end of #DeadlineDay' pic.twitter.com/bBzHW36wzb

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) August 31, 2016

Free agent Adebayor found a new home at Fulham

Emmanuel Adebayor preparing for his obligatory #DeadlineDay medical... pic.twitter.com/UHLoLNp3VQ

— Graham Ruthven (@grahamruthven) August 31, 2016

Liverpool fans were left without much to do

#DeadlineDay as a Liverpool supporter. pic.twitter.com/1J8qQ973mW

— - (@AnfieldRd96) August 30, 2016

Obviously, there was a lot of bickering

"Spend some bloody money!"
"Why are we spending money on him?!"#DeadlineDay

— Andrew Gaffney (@GaffneyVLC) August 31, 2016

And, as usual, there was someone who had to put a downer on everything

BREAKING: man leaves sports club and joins sports club for more money than our entire comedy budget.#DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/fPWWenBtZj

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) August 31, 2016

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