Queen Elizabeth's 90th Birthday: The 18 Best Tweets From Everyone's Favourite Spoof Twitter Account

Seriously considering having David Cameron moved offshore.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 11, 2016

Oh bugger off, Monday.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 4, 2016

That's it for one week boys and girls. It's home time and it's Gin O'Clock. Not you, Sturgeon.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 24, 2015

Text from President Obama: "Worst. Lapdance. Ever." Awkward. pic.twitter.com/PkIsmT6qjV

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 9, 2015

Text from David Cameron: "Wish Boris would get on one of his bloody bikes and piss off!" Bit awkward. #referendum

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) February 22, 2016

Dear @ITV, what part of 'celebrity' do you not understand?! pic.twitter.com/mbYyAZ7AcA

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) November 11, 2015

There is no such thing as 'American English'. There is English and there are mistakes.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) November 3, 2015

Text from Prince Harry: "I am so going on Take Me Out. Let the ginge, see the minge! BOOM!!" Vile. #takemeout

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) February 20, 2016

Have just signed off the spec for the PM's new private jet. #InItTogether pic.twitter.com/FvGQKuUqWn

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) November 19, 2015

Making a few spending cuts. Just traded the PM's Jaguar in for one of these. We're all in it together, after all. pic.twitter.com/8MtDBMVA3a

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) September 15, 2015

That's the very last time one let's Mary Berry drive one home after a night out. pic.twitter.com/5NzTjibkbF

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) March 14, 2016

"So anyway, then they bought out this pig! And I was like 'you've gotta be kidding me!!'" pic.twitter.com/4fjiPbpk0D

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) October 9, 2015

Dear BBC News at Ten, the fact that One Direction MIGHT break up NEXT YEAR is NOT news. You absolute morons. Regards, The Queen.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) August 24, 2015

Putting Greece on eBay. Buyer collects.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 18, 2015

Ok, that's enough time off. Back to work, people. This isn't France.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 5, 2015

Dear Great Britain. The clocks have gone forward this morning. Gin O'Clock is therefore an hour closer. #winning

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) March 29, 2015

Opening Parliament today. Not before one's opened a bottle of paracetamol. Absolutely raging hangover. #QueensSpeech

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 27, 2015

Is Azerbaijan a real country or just a Disney place? Asking for a friend. #Eurorvision2015 #AZE

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 23, 2015