Some Brilliant Responses To The Sun's 'Only Blow The Bloody Senôrs Off' Front Page

Michael Caine + Brexit campaign = pun fail.
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On Thursday, actor Michael Caine gave his backing to Brexit after saying he would “rather be a poor master than a rich servant” when asked about why he voted to leave the European Union.

The millionaire film star told Sky News that he was not worried about the UK’s future outside the bloc. “I think it will be alright,” he said, as many on social media suggested he would be insulated from any damaging effects.

The comment was manna from heaven for pro-Brexit The Sun. The UK’s biggest biggest-selling newspaper couldn’t resist a pun. But it raised a few eyebrows.

THE SUN: We only want to blow the bloody Senôrs off #tomorrowspaperstoday pic.twitter.com/83dJ3SXawS

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) April 6, 2017

It refers to Caine’s iconic line in The Italian Job (”you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”), and marries it to the paper’s campaign to ensure Spain is blocked from attempts to take back control of Gibraltar during the Brexit negotiations. Many of the reactions were glorious.

Thankfully The Sun thinks oral sex is better than war. https://t.co/xrHD8qtDcu

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 7, 2017

Editor: "Write it down"
Intern: "It sounds like we want to suck off spanish blokes"
Editor: "I SAID WRITE IT DOWN" pic.twitter.com/4Y8fDOT7Ft

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 6, 2017

What has happened to the Sun newsroom that they could do that front page without realising it means they want to felate the men of Spain?

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) April 6, 2017

No one expects the Spanish in position? https://t.co/Y0nXLO2ArK

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) April 6, 2017

Wow, looks like some people really will do anything to get a post-Brexit trade deal. https://t.co/YMzGmkHav3

— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) April 6, 2017

This is a fellatious argument by the Sun. #sorrynotsorry pic.twitter.com/yh0ZWfrUmI

— Alan Beattie (@alanbeattie) April 6, 2017

*spits out coffee* https://t.co/gk08ZTnsoZ

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 6, 2017

I can't think of any good puns about the Sun's front page. They all suck. :-(

— Owen Bennett (@owenjbennett) April 6, 2017

Do they really expect people to swallow this? pic.twitter.com/yFK0Zt6lWS

— Mark Ferguson (@Markfergusonuk) April 6, 2017

@Markfergusonuk What do you mean? Spit it out...

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) April 6, 2017

I hope the Spanish gentlemen involved politely decline The Sun's advances https://t.co/qS1ZLbWv8Q

— Jonathan Reynolds MP (@jreynoldsMP) April 6, 2017

Look, Sun journalists can do what they want to and with Spanish men, I just don't think it should be front page news. pic.twitter.com/uR0HONBc8V

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 6, 2017
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