Nick Helm

Yeah, so Monday. While zipping out of bed, performing a speedy HIIT workout and getting your pre-prepped green smoothie down
The 33rd Foster's Edinburgh Comedy Award short list has been announced. For those not familiar with the comedy world, it's the big award for best comedy show at the Fringe - though you can't be too big a star already to win it.
It's getting so bad that last week I saw one comedian telling a reviewer in Brookes Bar that they should review a fellow comedian's fart. Worst of all, the reviewer was writing down what time it would be happening.
When he's not telling audiences how to attend the Fringe or saturating the TV schedules with his own shows, he's telling comedians how they should be comedians [2]. He has so many rules I just wish he'd write them all down because I'm losing track of what we are allowed to do and not do...
Every so often my Mum reminds me of the time she caught me singing, very out of tune, to David Bowie's 'Changes' - an event
Ever left a car park giggling uncontrollably to yourself? No? Chances are you've never been to the Westgate car park in Leeds