Mad For Marco? United Might Be

Mad For Marco? United Might Be

Samuel Luckhurst  19.08.2014
Marcos Rojo should be a roja by the end of the week after Manchester United made a breakthrough in their attempts to sign the Sporting...
Uncapped Ambition - Pulis Throws His Hat Out of the Palace

Uncapped Ambition - Pulis Throws His Hat Out of the Palace

18.08.2014
The first sacking of the season came - 2 days into the season, as Tony Pulis left Crystal Palace in the lurch going into their first game......
Forget Gerrard and Co. Bask in the Glory of Britain's Sporting Success.

Forget Gerrard and Co. Bask in the Glory of Britain's Sporting Success.

18.08.2014
As I sat there watching the last few seconds tick ever closer to confirming England's place a-top of the Women's Rugby Union World, I asked,...
RIP James Alexander Gordon, The Man Whose Intonation Made Your Weekends

RIP James Alexander Gordon, The Man Whose Intonation Made Your Weekends

18.08.2014
James Alexander Gordon, the BBC broadcaster whose voice was synonymous with the classified football results on the radio, has died at the...
After Guffawing Their Way Out Of Upton Park, Spurs Fans Face Sober Reflection

After Guffawing Their Way Out Of Upton Park, Spurs Fans Face Sober Reflection

18.08.2014
Every football fan knows that the best route to a derby victory is the one that inflicts the most dismay and humiliation on the opposition......
Čech Trolls Gerrard During Twitter Q&A

Čech Trolls Gerrard During Twitter Q&A

18.08.2014
Petr Čech could lose his place in the Chelsea team for the first time in 10 years tonight but the goalkeeper hasn't lost his sense of...
Arsenal Club Shop Sells Out Of Ladies' Puma Home Shirts

Arsenal Club Shop Sells Out Of Ladies' Puma Home Shirts

18.08.2014
Arsenal's new Puma kit is so popular with the club's female following the club shop ran out of ladies' shirts at the weekend. SEE MORE...
Shallow United Fans Need To Do More Than Get #GlazersOut Trending

Shallow United Fans Need To Do More Than Get #GlazersOut Trending

Samuel Luckhurst  18.08.2014
On Saturday week, Manchester United will return to Turf Moor. Five years ago on Tuesday, Robbie Blake's volley caused Burnley's ground...
Why Did PSV Fans Say 'F**k Wi-Fi'?

Why Did PSV Fans Say 'F**k Wi-Fi'?

18.08.2014
PSV Eindhoven supporters expressed their outrage at plans to install wi-fi at the club's Philips Stadion with an explicit banner. "Fuck...
Excerpts From the Diary of a Pretentious 10 Year Old

Excerpts From the Diary of a Pretentious 10 Year Old

18.08.2014
I scraped my knee this afternoon playing Bolshevik Revolution with Tim. He shoved me from behind and when I cried foul he claimed that...
Did The Telegraph Troll A Kid For Switching Teams?

Did The Telegraph Troll A Kid For Switching Teams?

18.08.2014
Manchester City will have no trouble filling their stadium when its expansion is completed if there are more people like Edward Mellor....
Ronaldo Braves The Ice Bucket Challenge... In His Pants

Ronaldo Braves The Ice Bucket Challenge... In His Pants

18.08.2014
Cristiano Ronaldo became the latest famous face to accept the Ice Bucket Challenge after he was nominated by former Manchester United teammate...
Which Top Four Club Want Lavezzi?

Which Top Four Club Want Lavezzi?

18.08.2014
Ezequiel Lavezzi, last seen really enjoying his holidays with his girlfriend, could leave Paris Saint-Germain after talks over a new contract...
United Willing To Invest £100m In Di María Move

United Willing To Invest £100m In Di María Move

Samuel Luckhurst  18.08.2014
Manchester United changed the frontman but they forgot about the band, and Louis van Gaal currently resembles Mike Jagger being backed...