Morrissey

What Kind of Week Has It Been? 20 June 2014

Paddy Duffy | Posted 20.06.2014 | UK Politics
Paddy Duffy

Some people like sport. Some do not. Neither is incorrect. But until Big Bang Theory retakes its place as the sole TV omnipotent, the World Cup is impossible to avoid. Although thanks to good-spirited wombling Japanese fans, at least you won't trip over it's mess.

Morrissey Twitter Account @itsmorrissey Is Fake

The Huffington Post UK | Paul Vale | Posted 22.05.2014 | UK Entertainment

The much-discussed Morrissey Twitter account @itsmorrissey is fake, according to a post from the great man himself. The account, which was opened earl...

The Week In 50 Funny Tweets

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 17.05.2014 | UK Comedy

SEE ALSO: The Funniest Reactions To Morrissey Joining Twitter It was quite the week for entertainers. Specifically: Gary Barlow, Morrissey, the Eur...

The Funniest Reactions To Morrissey Joining Twitter

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 17.05.2014 | UK Comedy

It was the most exciting event of the week on Twitter - apart from Eurovision, of course. Hello. Testing, 1, 2, 3. Planet Earth, are you there? One...

Morrissey Gives Prince William Both Barrels Over Hunting Trip

The Huffington Post UK/PA | Chris Matthews | Posted 10.02.2014 | UK

Controversial chart star Morrissey has branded the Duke of Cambridge a "thickwit" for taking part in a hunting trip the day before launching a campaig...

"I am Human and I Need to Be Loved..."

Mark Piggott | Posted 05.04.2014 | UK Entertainment
Mark Piggott

Reviews of Autobiography confirmed my worst fears: he would spend far too long detailing a complicated court case against his former band-members and not enough time describing how it must have felt to press something so pure as Hatful of Hollow or Meat is Murder to vinyl. But then - what do critics know?

WARNING: This Will Make You Feel Ridiculously Old/Nostalgic

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy

Can you believe it's been 20 years since this little lot? We can't... ...

Giving A Veggie A Bad Name

Esther Hayden | Posted 08.03.2014 | UK Entertainment
Esther Hayden

Former Smith and Meat Is Murder singer, Morrissey has once again made his blinkered views known on meat eaters. Branding belief in the abattoir equal to support of Auschwitz, he has definitely taken a step in making vegetarianism appear like an extremist religion.

'I See No Difference Between Eating Animals And Paedophilia. They Are Both Rape, Violence, Murder.'

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

We're not even sure where to begin with Morrisey's latest comments on animals rights. The former Smiths frontman, so well known for his aptitude i...

Exclusive: 'Nasty Nick' Actor, Others Doubt Moz's EastEnders Claim

Larry Jaffee | Posted 13.02.2014 | UK Entertainment
Larry Jaffee

Morrissey's assertion in Autobiography about being offered a role on EastEnders as Dot Cotton's long-lost son has been called into question by several people associated with the series.

Frankly, Mr Shankly, Your Quote Needs Updating - Football IS a Matter of Life and Death

Neil Durkin | Posted 31.01.2014 | UK Sport
Neil Durkin

I can never hear about football tragedies without thinking of the Shankly saying. Hillsborough, Bradford City, Heysel, the Accra Sports Stadium deaths in Ghana in 2001, the dozens killed during Egypt's Port Said stadium clashes in 2012. The list goes on and on. Or indeed the recent depressing news of two more deaths during construction work on the stadium that will host the opening ceremony for next year's World Cup finals in Brazil.

No Peace Between Morrissey And Norway For Nobel Prize Gig

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 28.01.2014 | UK

Morrissey, so well known for his aptitude in sparking rows, has – unsurprisingly – raised a few eyebrows after appearing on the bill at the Nobel ...

Halloween Sex Kittens Suck More Than a Vampire

Charli Morgan | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Charli Morgan

By all means, wear what the chuff you like and let your nethers loose in the moonlight. If getting your baps out is an integral part of your Halloween, that's fine, but at least show a bit of creativity and the ability not to take yourself so bastard seriously.

The Week In Funny Tweets

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.10.2013 | UK Comedy

It was the week of the society event of the autumn (for 22 people) and the celebrity event of the autumn (Kim and Kanye's engagement), but more dramat...

Markets Left Wondering If the US Government Has Really Seen the Light

Jeremy Cook | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Politics
Jeremy Cook

A strange light has been cast over the world's financial markets in the past week. To paraphrase Morrissey, "there is a light that never goes out" in Washington DC, but the flickers of the dying embers of a US fiscal deal have remained - despite the 11th hour agreement to avert a crisis.

News Punch: Murray, Morrissey, Morgan

Marc Paterson | Posted 18.12.2013 | UK Comedy
Marc Paterson

Piers Morgan has come under fire from the American Gun Lobbyists. His shoot from the hip style has earned him critics from people who think arming school teachers is a sane and rational policy.

Funny Tweets Of The Week

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.10.2013 | UK Comedy

British Gas are putting their prices up by 9.2%. Do you: A) Change provider B) Put on a jumper or C) Tell them how you feel through an #AskBG ha...

WATCH: Peter Serafinowicz Sings Morrissey's Autobiography

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 22.10.2013 | UK Comedy

Well, page one of it, at least. Yes, if you haven't managed to get your hands on a copy of The Smiths' lead singer's autobiography - cunningly enti...

Morrissey's Personal Bombshells Revealed

The Huffington Post UK/PA | Posted 17.10.2013 | UK Entertainment

Former Smiths frontman Morrissey has disclosed details of how his first relationship with a man came in his 30s and told how he later discussed becomi...

Tesco Hudl - The Budget Tablet With Great Aspirations

Mark Wilson | Posted 06.12.2013 | UK Tech
Mark Wilson

The Hudl is no powerhouse, but it's far from being something to dismiss out of hand. You get a lot of tablet for your money - and it's a great present for younger children who don't need the raw power of more expensive alternatives.

If Morrissey's Memoir Is a Classic Then This Blog Post Is 'Moby Dick'

Alexander Rankine | Posted 06.12.2013 | UK Entertainment
Alexander Rankine

His book is not going to be a classic (see above). Either Morrissey knows that - in which case the 'classic' label is a genuinely hilarious joke - or, horribile dictu, he believes it, in which case the book is likely to have all the humour and finesse of a statue produced by the Kim Jong-Il metallurgy factory for the glorification of the great leader.

WATCH: Infomercials Set To The Smiths

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 30.09.2013 | UK Comedy

Your bleak-but-totally-brilliant mash-up of the day? This one. Bravo, Joyo & AbsoluteDestiny....

TV REVIEW: Taking Tea With Morrissey

The Huffington Post UK | Caroline Frost | Posted 12.06.2013 | UK Entertainment

This second, concluding part of Victoria Wood's relaxed wander through the world of tea, concentrated on the sociable aspect of the drink, if you can ...

TV REVIEW: Victoria Wood Takes On That Most 'British' Of Things, The Cuppa

The Huffington Post UK | Caroline Frost | Posted 11.04.2013 | UK Entertainment

Ahh, we all know there’s nothing like a nice cup of tea. Whether we need to zip up our energy, to slow it down, need some liquid encouragement or so...

Stop Me if You Think That You've Heard This One Before

Jacob Brookman | Posted 09.06.2013 | UK Politics
Jacob Brookman

On Monday the Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Duncan Smith, was challenged by a northern market stall trader to live on £53 a week. This concept caught fire as an online petition was set up and quickly received over 450k signatures.