Royal Baby News: Twitter Makes Painful Jokes About Kate In Labour

There's a bit of time to fill outside the Lindo Wing before the wait for Kate's new arrival is finally over. And during that time, people on Twitter make jokes.

The problem is, that most are painfully unoriginal.

Click here for a live feed from the hospital where the Duchess of Cambridge is giving birth

The Huffington Post UK advises that if you are considering making a joke about the Duchess of Cambridge, Ed Miliband and the Labour party, that you step away from the keyboard.

I just got confused as i mistook Labor as Labour,thought Kate Middleton has joined Labour Party .
— arun singh (@ArunWrites) July 22, 2013

heard a rumour that kate middleton has joined the labour party
— John Lewis (@jmasl7) July 22, 2013

Kate Middleton has joined the Labour Party?
Well that IS major news!! :)
— Kate Gilson (@kategilson) July 22, 2013

Breaking News: Kate Middleton has apparently joined the Labour Party.
— Chris Stagg (@ChrisStagg) July 22, 2013

Ed Miliband is delighted to hear that Kate Middleton has joined Labour. #labourparty
— Niall Quinn (@NiallQuinn21) July 22, 2013

Kate Middleton in Labour is the first boost Ed Miliband's had for weeks
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) July 22, 2013

Kate's now in labour? I bet Ed Miliband is over the moon.
— Tony Carmody (@TCarmody11) July 22, 2013

Then there was the cynics and the misanthropes, who trotted out the 'good day to bury bad news' line. They may yet be proved right.

Sudden sense of urgency.. good day to bury bad news?
— Nick Margerrison (@NickMargerrison) July 22, 2013

Today is gonna be a good day to bury bad news then......
— Ben Jones (@thisisbenjones) July 22, 2013

Any companies or political parties looking to bury bad news? Today is a pretty good day #royalbaby
— Colin Roughan (@roughanc) July 22, 2013

A major news event wouldn't be a major news event without some jokes about Gazza, a fishing rod, some lager and a bucket of chicken. And true to form..

The only thing that would make the Royal Baby updates more interesting, is if Gazza turned up with some Caviar and Bucks Fizz. #RoyalBaby
— Sickipedia Official (@sickipedia) July 22, 2013

@Underdog147 Gazza's on his way down to the hospital with a packet of chicken, 4 cans of lager and a fishing rod. #RoyalBaby
— Jim'll Stix It (@_The_Rogue_) July 22, 2013

Hopefully Gazza turns up outside the Hospital with some caviar and Buck's Fizz. #RoyalBaby
— Colm Humphries (@chiller1984) July 22, 2013

BREAKING: Gazza has arrived at St. Mary's with a chicken sandwich, a can of lager and a fishing rod. #royalbaby
— Tom Satchwell (@TomSSatchwell) July 22, 2013

Has Gazza managed to get to Wills through the media throng with his stella, fishing rod & chicken yet? #royalbaby #oldjoke #tired
— Aled Wynne (@Aled25) July 22, 2013

And John Terry too (sigh).

BREAKING: John Terry seen entering St. Mary’s Hospital. Odds have been cut to 2/1 that he is the real father of Kate's child. #RoyalBaby
— Sly Sportz News (@SlySportzNews) July 22, 2013

Ha, imagine if John Terry came out of that hospital in full kit holding the royal baby! pic.twitter.com/OSyjzDk4IY
— Paul Bellis (@paulbellis) July 22, 2013

You know what would be REALLY funny. John Terry in his chelsea kit coming out of hospital holding the royal baby #sarcasm
— ⚒ Ⓔⓓⓓ ⚒ (@LedZepEdd) July 22, 2013

I'm waiting for the announcement photo of Will, Kate and baby with John Terry lurking in the background #RoyalBaby #JohnTerry
— Nathan Hollis (@IndianHead24) July 22, 2013

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