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02/08/2013 09:02 BST | Updated 09/08/2013 06:59 BST

The Pope, Simon Cowell, National Orgasm Day And More: Funny Tweets Of The Week

Unhappy about people tweeting about Simon Cowell's orgasms? Is the Pope Catholic? Unhappy about people tweeting about the Pope's Catholicism? Well, worry no more about either of these things - because a Twitter abuse button is on the way. Possibly.

Yes, we can only apologise for putting Simon Cowell, the Pope and National Orgasm Day together in one headline. But this week's Twitter round-up is all about sex, sex, sex - containing, as it does, tweets about all the above and lads' mags and fracking. Sorry.

But fear not: for there are also tweets about non-sexy things like the Queen's nuclear war speech and Edward Snowden's asylum in the human rights haven that is Russia.

So without further ado: from sexist mags to racist vans, from Gareth Bale to Dr Who, from abuse on Twitter to abuse in Russia - here are some of the Twitter funnies we liked this week...

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