From the typical:
To the topical:
The Twitter hashtag #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay is bringing much merriment today, the greatest of all Australian days (apart from that time Donald Bradman scored 334 not out in the 1930 Ashes, and Scott and Charlene married on 'Neighbours').
Yes, far from ruining it, this hashtag has only enhanced Australia Day. Here were some of our favourite, funny tweets. Happy Australia Day, everyone! Especially Australians.