Happy Australia Day! Now Enjoy The Twitter Hashtag #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay "Unfortunately, we're out of beer."

— Joe Catron (@jncatron) January 26, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay Prince Phillip Gets A Knighthood

— Andrew Rollason (@rollo75) January 26, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

Rupert Murdoch Is Coming Home

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) January 26, 2015

Abbott is still Prime Minister #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— me and my two cents (@mytwocentsandme) January 26, 2015

The cricket has been abandoned. #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Sir Michael of GWS (@tealfooty) January 26, 2015

Any Aboriginal massacres happen here? #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Richard Watts (@richardthewatts) January 25, 2015

Let's sing the second verse.

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay#singthe2ndverse

— Vanessa (@VanessaJDodd) January 25, 2015

"The BBQ gas ran out" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) January 25, 2015

"I've had a blow out" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDaypic.twitter.com/yLRWSE0uqW

— Tj (@Tj__Edwards) January 25, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay "Crikey! Is that a shark?"

— Joe Catron (@jncatron) January 26, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

Foster's went out of business

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) January 26, 2015

Nobody brought ANY tomato sauce? #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Dan and Maz (@DanAndMaz) January 26, 2015

Tim Cahill just got injured #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Beau Ryan (@therealbeauryan) January 25, 2015

"Let's talk about settler-colonialism." #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Aamer Rahman (@aamer_rahman) January 25, 2015

Where are you *actually* from? #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Senthorun Raj (@senthorun) January 25, 2015

Is there a vegetarian option? #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) January 25, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

That opera house looks weird.

— Mutt Pritchett (@Ti_FusedCynic) January 26, 2015

We've only got light beer

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Former Legend (@Former_legend) January 25, 2015

Can you come into work?

#FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Ryan Jon (@RyanJon) January 26, 2015

You speak such good English #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay

— Jeremy Fernandez (@JezNews) January 25, 2015

"We are out of Vegemite" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDaypic.twitter.com/bOEv7dUhDW

— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) January 25, 2015