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Perfume Adverts Made Better With Bacon

Perfume Adverts Made Better With Bacon
Rosy Cherrington
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Are you of the ilk that thinks everything is better with bacon? If it's an option on the side, you're ordering it. If it's a post on Instagram, you're liking it...

Then these are definitely the photos for you.

Some sort of bacon-mad Photoshop genius has made some classic perfume ads a whole lot crispier with the addition of, you guessed it, bacon.

In one of the snaps, Cara Delevingne's bottle of Tom Ford Black Orchid has been replaced by a fistful of streaky rashers (we wonder if this version would receive as many complaints?).

Another shows a baconified version of the Gucci Guilty for Him advert.

"Made for the man who knows what he wants. Bacon."

Like what you see? Check out some of the weirdest bacon-related things to really exist outside of the internet:

Bacon-Related Gifts That Actually Exist
Fifty Shades of Bacon Paperback(01 of49)
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According to Amazon, Fifty Shades Of Bacon is "an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience." Buy it here.
Bakon Vodka(02 of49)
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The makers of Bakon describe it as "A superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It's clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you'll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary or Caesar, and it's a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks." Get the bacon-flavoured spirit here.
Bacon Condoms(03 of49)
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These condoms not only make your package look like bacon, they're also generously covered in bacon-flavoured lube. Tasty. You need to order them in from the US.
Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste(04 of49)
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Who needs minty fresh breath when you can smell like bacon all day? Get it here.
Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale(05 of49)
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Because beer should taste like bacon. Not bad.
Bacon T-Shirt(06 of49)
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Cover up those bacon grease stains by just wearing bacon.
Bacon Suit(07 of49)
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Only £49.99!
Bacon Cufflinks(08 of49)
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The perfect accompaniment to a bacon suit. Buy some here.
Bacon Bow Tie(09 of49)
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For the discerning gent who needs to show off his love of bacon at a black tie gala. Buy one here.
Bacon Tie(10 of49)
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Make the whole office really, really jealous with this bacon tie.
Bacon Belt(11 of49)
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Grab a bacon belt to go with your bacon suit and bacon tie.
Bacon Socks(12 of49)
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Because why not?
Bacon Boxers(13 of49)
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Complete the clothing set with these undergarments.
Bacon High Heels With Rhinestones(14 of49)
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Look the belle of the ball with these stylish shoes.
Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock(15 of49)
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"The silly bacon dude dances, raps and sizzles to wake you up in a new and exciting way. Set the alarm and awake to him rapping about his love of bacon and the sizzle of bacon cooking." Grab one yourself.
Bacon Wallet(16 of49)
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Because bringing home the bacon isn't just about money. Get it.
Bacon Lip Balm(17 of49)
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No excuse needed. Pick it up here.
Bacon Scented Aftershave(18 of49)
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Wow.
Bacon Air Freshener(19 of49)
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Cars should smell like bacon. Buy it here.
Bacon Flavoured Hot Sauce(20 of49)
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Get some.
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages Box Of 15(21 of49)
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Actually real.
Bacon Toilet Paper(22 of49)
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All yours, right here.
Bacon Cake Frosting(23 of49)
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Only £8 to make your cake taste like bacon!
Choc Dipped Maple Bacon Flavour Lollipop(24 of49)
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Yum.
The Stinky Candle Co. Candle with Bacon Scent(25 of49)
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Get one.
Maple Syrup & Bacon "Man Bait" Lollipop(26 of49)
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Buy one.
Bacon Necklace(27 of49)
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Who doesn't want to wear a crispy rasher around their neck? You can buy these here.
Bacon Earrings(28 of49)
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Show off your love for pork with these fashionable earrings.
Happy Bacon Plush Toy(29 of49)
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Cuddle up to your favourite food. Buy one here.
Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon(30 of49)
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Yummy.
Bacon Sticky Tape(31 of49)
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Get your bacon stationery here.
Bacon Flavored Gumballs(32 of49)
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Bring home this bacon.
Bacon Soda(33 of49)
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Actually exists.
Bacon Soap(34 of49)
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Smell like bacon, buy it here.
Bacon Body Wash(35 of49)
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Not a soap fan? Pick up some bacon shower gel here.
Bacon Mayonnaise(36 of49)
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Available here, and probably really delicious.
Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints(37 of49)
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Get bacony fresh breath right here
Bacon Drink Tabs(38 of49)
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Like Berocca, only... meatier. Grab some here.
Bacon Candy Canes(39 of49)
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Get festive, buy some here.
Bacon Ornament(40 of49)
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Turn your Christmas tree into a bacon shrine. Grab one here.
Bacon Scarf(41 of49)
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Keep warm by nuzzling into a rasher of crispy bacon... Buy it here.
Bacon Bookmark(42 of49)
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Yep.
Bacon Tea(43 of49)
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Kickstart your morning with this Maple Bacon Breakfast Tea. Or why not try Bacon Flavoured Coffee?
Bacon Purse(44 of49)
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Pick one up here.
Don't Go Bacon My Heart Tea Towel(45 of49)
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Buy it for yourself here.
Bacon Beard Oil(46 of49)
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Keep your beard looking fresh and smelling like sweet, sweet bacon with this delightful product.
Bacon Flavoured Toothpicks(47 of49)
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Get that bacon out of your teeth with... more bacon!
Bacon Flavoured E-Cigarette Liquid(48 of49)
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Yes, you can actually buy this. (credit:AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)
Kevin Bacon Stud Earrings(49 of49)
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Lol.

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