Treasurer and Party Secretary of Al-Zebabist Nation of OOOG. Personal Secretary, Apostle and Right-Hand man of the Prophet Zebadiah Abu Obadiah: Messenger of OOOG and Earthly Leader of the Afro-Thanetian Zaliphate.
All praise be to OOOG, for He is Lord of the Worlds.
Scream at the Chinese. Scream at their savage customs until the veins bulge on your bloated, hypocrite head. Scream until your rage shatters the reformed Kievs in your freezer like glassware at an opera. Pause only to repackage your hatred into blinkers that obscure the double-standards of your own hideous morality.
Was our victory any more radical than that of the Tories? Was our campaign any more bizarre than that of UKIP? Is our religion any less reasonable than the blind worship of England - that wounded Leviathan made of real ale, fake history and potato-faced aggression?
20/05/2015 10:39 BST
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