14/02/2018 17:04 GMT | Updated 14/02/2018 17:22 GMT

Boris Johnson's Brexit Speech Explained For People Who 'Don't Understand The EU'

Classic Boris.

Boris Johnson today set out to explain his vision of Brexit to those who don’t understand the “complexities and obscurities” of the EU.

To do this he employed a variety of complex and obscure terms, quoted 19th century philosophers and made a joke about Thailand’s sex industry.

Classic BoJo.