A new book written by the adult film star who claims to have had an affair with Donald Trump contains a description of the President’s penis that leaves little to the imagination.
According to an advance copy obtained by the Guardian, Stormy Daniels, in her new memoir titled “Full Disclosure”, apparently writes (brace yourself):
“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
And in case you can’t quite visualise that...
Daniels also that she did not take Trump’s chances of becoming president seriously until late in the 2016 campaign.
“It will never happen, I would say,” Daniels told friends, according to the book. “He doesn’t even want to be president.”
As Trump’s election grew more likely, however, Daniels said she decided to go public with her story in an effort to protect herself. She cited a 2011 incident in which she claims a man threatened her in a parking lot not to talk about Trump.
Trump has called that claim “a total con job.”
Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, claims she had sex once with Trump in 2006 and was paid $130,000 (£99,000) as part of a hush agreement signed days before the 2016 election. She has launched a lawsuit in a bid to dissolve the contract.
The legal action became central to the ongoing Special Counsel investigation into Trump when during the trial of Michael Cohen, the President’s former lawyer and “fixer”,said Trump authorised the payments so they wouldn’t hurt his chances of making it to the White House.
Trump’s attempt to limit the damage backfired after his “gibberish” response essentially amounted to an admission of committing a federal crime.
Daniels’ book, due out on 2 October, is yet another that paints a damning portrait of the President.
Bob Woodward, the renowned journalist famed for his acclaimed reporting on the Watergate scandal, recently released a book that lifts the lid on the simmering tensions within the White House.
The tome, ‘Fear: Trump in the White House’, describes the executive branch as being in the midst of a “nervous breakdown”.
In one anecdote Woodward tells of Trump nearly starting World War III with a tweet.
This picture of a chaotic White House was then backed up when The New York Times published an op-ed in which an anonymous allegedly senior official described a secret resistance within the White House “working diligently from within to frustrate parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations”, against what the writer described as the “impetuous” and “petty” President.
The article added: “We believe our first duty is to this country, and the president continues to act in a manner that is detrimental to the health of our republic.”