US Election Result Jokes Other Than The Actual US Election Result

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

— Brian Pedaci (@bpedaci) November 9, 2016

Uk: "Bet you can't out stupid us"
USA: *flips over a horse, kicks self in face, lands in a fire*

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 9, 2016

So it turns out The Canary was wrong about the election being rigged for Clinton by a small regional TV station.

— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) November 9, 2016

Best thing @Independent has tweeted since it became Mail Online. Unfortunately now deleted. #ElectionNight #Election2016 pic.twitter.com/g6RmI4TA6r

— Matt Verity (@mattverity1) November 9, 2016

#ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/jpAlUCc748

— Political Partridge (@PoliticalAP) November 9, 2016

Dear #Florida

You guys don't deserve DisneyWorld #ElectionNight #ElectionDay #AmericaisOverParty

— Shit Mexicans🇲🇽 Do (@SOMEXlCAN) November 9, 2016

It's so quiet at the Hillary HQ that you can almost hear an email getting deleted. #ElectionNight

— Chris C. (@Chris_y25) November 9, 2016

America #ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/h5StKn7l2P

— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) November 9, 2016

Prince.
David Bowie.
Maurice White.
Muhammad Ali.
I guess we can now add the AMERICA to the list of things that died in 2016. #ElectionNight

— mindbendermind (@mindbendermind) November 9, 2016

It could be worse. You could be a newly born iguana being chased by 25 snakes. So there's that. #ElectionNight

— Stephen Leng (@steveleng) November 9, 2016

RT if you'd rather be watching CBeebies today.

☀️🌈🏝🌻🌷🦄☀️☀️

— CBeebies Grown-Ups (@CBeebiesHQ) November 9, 2016

Best of 3? #USElection2016

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 9, 2016

The irony is that this cake has as much qualification to be president as Trump. pic.twitter.com/vsjOvNXuWS

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 9, 2016

Who did this? 😂😂#ElectionNight #TrumpWins #RIPAmerica pic.twitter.com/s0iVUx6I3j

— ☆⇝Adnan⇜☆ (@AdnanBonafide) November 9, 2016

This feels like when Voldemort killed Dumbledore. #ElectionNight

— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 9, 2016