Animals

"Sometimes, I’ll say something to my dog then he will blankly stare past me and I just know he’s seeing how I die."
"Does anyone else have a pet that nags them to go to sleep? like, do you have work tomorrow or something lil bro??"
I always knew dolphins were cheeky but their relationship with pufferfish is hilarious.
Listen, becoming friends with a crow wasn't on my to-do list either but I have to now.