Les Dennis

This week in the world of entertainment, Matt Lucas was announced as the new host of The Great British Bake Off, alongside rumours of a Little Britain return. Naomi Campbell is taking no chances in the hazmat suit she’s travelling in, fake stories about Les Dennis have shown the creativity of the nation on Twitter and a dog called Maisie relieved herself on her Crufts victory lap.
"I met Les Dennis at a chip shop. I asked him to pass me the salt, he'd slyly unscrewed the top and ruined my fish and chip supper."