#Funny

Date Night - The Before and After Kids Comparison

Helen Wallen | Posted 24.06.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

'Date Night' is a completely different prospect once you have children. And don't worry - this post isn't going to be some cringey attempt at advising you on a happy marriage once small people rule your life. As we all already know... a happy marriage is what you had before your uterus squeezed out a HUMAN-BEING. TWICE.

Do You Pee In The Shower?

The Huffington Post UK | Rachel Moss | Posted 10.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

There are two types of people in this world: those who pee in the shower and those who don't. Or, as one reddit user quite rightly suggests, those who...

Natasha Hinde

8 Emotions We All Feel When We're Hungry

HuffingtonPost.com | Natasha Hinde | Posted 09.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Kate Moss made headlines this week for reportedly getting worked up over food - or lack of it - on a flight back from Turkey. The supermodel was fl...

Mum Bakes Vasectomy Cake For Her Son

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 05.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

The prospect of any kind of surgery can be horrendously daunting and when your manhood is involved, this feeling increases tenfold. But for one ma...

Can You Spot What This Groom Has Hidden On These Wedding Invites?

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 02.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

If you ever needed confirmation that letting your future husband design your wedding invitation was a good idea, then here you go. A "save the date...

Four Ways My Husband Does Things Differently

Katy Wright | Posted 20.05.2015 | UK Parents
Katy Wright

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. My husband leaves the toilet seat up, I don't. He knows how to park a car, I don't. I can cry in public for...

30x30x30 - What Was I Inking?

Ben Shires | Posted 28.06.2015 | UK Comedy
Ben Shires

Cunningly christening it '30x30x30', the plan (according to my hastily thought up a mission statement at least) was to spend 'thirty days...conquer[ing] thirty as yet unfulfilled ambitions before I hit the big Three Ohhhhh'.

Drunkspiration: When Motivational Fitness Quotes And Drunk People Collide

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 20.04.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Combining motivational fitness quotes with a hardcore drinking ethic, the 'Drunkspiration' thread on Reddit has us in hysterics. Essentially, some ...

How to Get Wrinkles You'll Actually Want!

Katy Wright | Posted 02.06.2015 | UK Parents
Katy Wright

It is no surprise that these days often come after you have been up ALL night because one of them wet the bed and the other one randomly burst into song at 4am. You may have been dealing with choppers coming through, unstoppable projectile vomit, raging temperatures or night terrors.

Five Animals with Special Talents

Frontier | Posted 31.05.2015 | UK
Frontier

There are a lot of animals out there that are really cute, funny and lovable. There are also some very special animals and insects that have talents far beyond their physical appearance. Some that can help the earths depleting resources and others that are just plain fascinating. So here are 5 animals with some very extraordinary talents.

Prison Break

Katy Wright | Posted 26.05.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

Having recently watched Orange is the New Black on Netflix, I can honestly say that a stint in prison at this moment in time would do me the world of good. Here's why.

QUIZ: What Does The Way You Use Your Phone Say About You?

Melanie Hick | Posted 20.03.2015 | UK

The Samsung Galaxy Note 4 - heralded as the "king of the phablets" thanks to its beautiful design, ultra-crisp screen and amazing storage capacity - a...

I'm Every Woman

Katy Wright | Posted 08.05.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

They say Rome wasn't built in a day....but had it have been built by women, then I am confident that it would have been erected in a matter of hours. We are awesome.

18 Businesses That Got It Really, Really Wrong

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 04.03.2015 | UK Comedy

The folks at the LadBible asked their followers to tweet pictures of businesses doing it all wrong, and they came up trumps. @TheLadBible Yummmmm.....

17 Professions To Avoid If You Had A Permanent Erection

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 02.03.2015 | UK Lifestyle

"If you were cursed with a permanent erection, what would be the worst job you could possibly have?" It's not your everyday conversation starter, b...

DJ Holds Impromptu Half-Naked Rave In ASDA

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 26.02.2015 | UK Comedy

Probably the best thing to ever happen in Huddersfield, or a branch of Asda. The highlight is the security man's song request - although we haven't...

And the Award Goes to....

Katy Wright | Posted 23.04.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

When I think of what I have given up: my freedom, my body, my youth, my sanity, my raw sexual magnitude and so on, I feel that I deserve at the very least to be thanked by those who have robbed me of these treasures.

First Kiss, Last Kiss

Katy Wright | Posted 14.04.2015 | UK Comedy
Katy Wright

Preparation was key and like any teenage girl, I had been practising my necking skills for a good year in the lead up to this Valentines disco. I would regularly snog the bathroom mirror or clench my hand into a fist and pretend it was Jon Bon Jovi (or Gary Barlow).

How to Stay Conscious for Long Enough to Raise Your Kids!

Katy Wright | Posted 13.04.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

From the moment the baby was born, sleep went from being a luxurious necessity to becoming a figment of my imagination. It was something magical that once existed in my previous life that was now gone forever - just like Santa and the Tooth Fairy.

'I'm So Tired' - Writer Tries All The 'Sex Stuff' From Fifty Shades Of Grey In One Weekend

The Huffington Post UK | Poorna Bell | Posted 11.02.2015 | UK Lifestyle

As far as writing briefs go, one journalist definitely pulled the short straw in assignments when her editor asked to try all the 'sex stuff' from Fif...

Operation: School Run....Events occur in REAL TIME

Katy Wright | Posted 21.03.2015 | UK
Katy Wright

Operation 'Find the shoes' commences. Mum says 'Where are your shoes?'. Kid 1 replies ' I dunno. I dunno'. Kid 2 does not respond. His face is pressed up against the flat screen TV causing snot to smear across the front of his idol, Peppa Pig.

Man And Cat Make Excellent Bug-Catching Duo

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 09.02.2015 | UK Comedy

All pet owners will know how crazy animals can get when insects invade their home, and us humans don't take too kindly to winged creatures fluttering ...

What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Katy Wright | Posted 28.03.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

I then started thinking about all of the things that trouble me about my child, all of the niggling worries that I have about his development, his health and well being. I realised that I'm worrying over absolutely NOTHING. My fears are simply outrageous.

Three Ways to Come Out at Work

E J Rosetta | Posted 29.03.2015 | UK Lifestyle
E J Rosetta

We all know that coming out to new people can be either stressful, boring or both. I mean seriously, we should all get stickers on our foreheads or something. "Hi, I'm Gay, Feel Free To Ask Questions", so this can be a lot easier all round. The stickers would be glittery, obviously.

Straight People Guess What Eight Gay Phrases Mean - With Hilarious Results

E J Rosetta | Posted 29.03.2015 | UK Lifestyle
E J Rosetta

When I first entered Gay-Land I had no idea what a Pillow Princess was, or why people kept telling me I couldn't be a Gold Star. And why did people keep saying I had Lipstick on when I didn't? I was so confused.