From Nightclubs to Nappies

Neil Ransome | Posted 25.09.2015 | UK Parents
Neil Ransome

It's funny how a small stick with wee on can change your life so dramatically!... well that, and having sex without wearing 'waterproofs. Obviously I didn't wee on the stick, I was tempted though as I'd heard this myth that if you do, and it changes colour or something, it's to do with a faulty prostate.

The Hilarious Sound All Brits Make In Awkward Situations

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 22.09.2015 | UK Lifestyle

We've all been there: you're walking through the office, arms flailing like some kind of giant octopus, and then you accidentally smack into someone's...

The Alternative Weaning Guide for Second Babies...

Helen Wallen | Posted 16.09.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

As you can imagine, I've been keen to have a different experience this time... one that is less utterly disgusting, unrewarding and doesn't end with me sobbing into the Annabel Karmel recipe book with partly digested banana in my fringe whilst inhaling hobnobs in the downstairs toilet at 6pm every evening.

The Alternative Baby Glossary... (Contains No Gloss and Lots of Disappointment)

Helen Wallen | Posted 10.09.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

Parenting is like an entirely new language... and unless you're already fluent in babbling your way through a baby-wearing growth-spurt with confused nipples then you'll probably need to read this. (with a gin.)

Don't Judge Me, I Go to the Gym Now

Danielle Warren | Posted 04.09.2015 | UK Comedy
Danielle Warren

I wore my new Nike Air Max at all times. I frowned as I walked past McDonald's, and I felt unashamedly good as my flat mate tucked into a large pepperoni pizza in front of the tele. "You haven't even been to a gym class yet!" she yelled. I guess people will say anything when you go to the gym now.

Mum Leaves Hilarious Notes For 27-Year-Old Son House-Sitting For Her

The Huffington Post UK | Rachel Moss | Posted 21.08.2015 | UK Lifestyle

A mum has gone to extreme lengths to make sure her son behaves himself while she's away on holiday. The son in question is 27 years old. Martyn ...

BarChick's (Questionably Useful) Guide to Burning Man

BarChick | Posted 20.08.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Love it, hate it, or don't give a sh*t about it. Here is our weird and wonderful guide of how to, and how not to do Burning Man, brought to you by BarChick's most dedicated Burning Man friends, fans and family.

The Tantrum Cross Code

Helen Wallen | Posted 19.08.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

Toddler tantrums are no rare occurrence, but there's no doubt every tantrum is different... Here's the five levels of toddler rage every parent should know about:

Lost Enyd Blighton (not Enid Blyton) Book Rediscovered

John Dredge | Posted 12.08.2015 | UK Comedy
John Dredge

A book that was previously thought to be lost by Enyd Blighton (not Enid Blyton) has recently been rediscovered, thanks to its recent rediscovery. A ...

Weirdest Tinder Dates Revealed On Reddit

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 30.07.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Tinder, it's the dating app that's pretty much killed off romance as we know it. And here's the proof. Internet users have flocked together to shar...

'A Tired Version Of Ryan Gosling': Couples Describe One Another To A Police Sketch Artist

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 23.07.2015 | UK Lifestyle

If ever we needed proof that we should put our phones down and pay attention to loved ones more, this is it. Distractify asked a handful of couples...

Dear Dredge - The UK's Foremost Untrained Agony Uncle Attempts to Help You With Your Problems

John Dredge | Posted 20.07.2015 | UK Comedy
John Dredge

My husband has decided to hire the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to mow our lawn. He feels that not only would the large number of people involved help get the task completed more quickly, but they might give us a performance afterwards at no extra cost. We are both fans of classical music and effective gardening, but is this a step too far?

The Break-Up Translation Guide

Mandatory | Posted 15.07.2015 | UK Comedy

What do people really mean when they break up with their significant other? This video translates all of the common break-up lines into the true reaso...

The Adventures of Basil The Cylinder

John Dredge | Posted 14.07.2015 | UK Comedy
John Dredge

Once upon a time in the not particularly magical land of Completely-Weird-on-Sea, Basil the Cylinder was sitting around doing nothing. 'Oh dear,' h...

Hilarious Video Shows Exactly What It's Like When You Can't Sleep

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 07.07.2015 | UK Comedy

You know those nights when you just can't get to sleep? This latest video from College Humor perfectly and hilariously sums up that feeling with the n...

Date Night - The Before and After Kids Comparison

Helen Wallen | Posted 24.06.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

'Date Night' is a completely different prospect once you have children. And don't worry - this post isn't going to be some cringey attempt at advising you on a happy marriage once small people rule your life. As we all already know... a happy marriage is what you had before your uterus squeezed out a HUMAN-BEING. TWICE.

Do You Pee In The Shower?

The Huffington Post UK | Rachel Moss | Posted 10.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

There are two types of people in this world: those who pee in the shower and those who don't. Or, as one reddit user quite rightly suggests, those who...

Natasha Hinde

8 Emotions We All Feel When We're Hungry

HuffingtonPost.com | Natasha Hinde | Posted 09.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Kate Moss made headlines this week for reportedly getting worked up over food - or lack of it - on a flight back from Turkey. The supermodel was fl...

Mum Bakes Vasectomy Cake For Her Son

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 05.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

The prospect of any kind of surgery can be horrendously daunting and when your manhood is involved, this feeling increases tenfold. But for one ma...

Can You Spot What This Groom Has Hidden On These Wedding Invites?

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 02.06.2015 | UK Lifestyle

If you ever needed confirmation that letting your future husband design your wedding invitation was a good idea, then here you go. A "save the date...

Four Ways My Husband Does Things Differently

Katy Wright | Posted 20.05.2015 | UK Parents
Katy Wright

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. My husband leaves the toilet seat up, I don't. He knows how to park a car, I don't. I can cry in public for...

30x30x30 - What Was I Inking?

Ben Shires | Posted 28.06.2015 | UK Comedy
Ben Shires

Cunningly christening it '30x30x30', the plan (according to my hastily thought up a mission statement at least) was to spend 'thirty days...conquer[ing] thirty as yet unfulfilled ambitions before I hit the big Three Ohhhhh'.

Drunkspiration: When Motivational Fitness Quotes And Drunk People Collide

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 20.04.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Combining motivational fitness quotes with a hardcore drinking ethic, the 'Drunkspiration' thread on Reddit has us in hysterics. Essentially, some ...

How to Get Wrinkles You'll Actually Want!

Katy Wright | Posted 02.06.2015 | UK Parents
Katy Wright

It is no surprise that these days often come after you have been up ALL night because one of them wet the bed and the other one randomly burst into song at 4am. You may have been dealing with choppers coming through, unstoppable projectile vomit, raging temperatures or night terrors.

Five Animals with Special Talents

Frontier | Posted 31.05.2015 | UK

There are a lot of animals out there that are really cute, funny and lovable. There are also some very special animals and insects that have talents far beyond their physical appearance. Some that can help the earths depleting resources and others that are just plain fascinating. So here are 5 animals with some very extraordinary talents.