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17 Professions To Avoid If You Had A Permanent Erection

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 02.03.2015 | UK Lifestyle

"If you were cursed with a permanent erection, what would be the worst job you could possibly have?" It's not your everyday conversation starter, b...

DJ Holds Impromptu Half-Naked Rave In ASDA

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 26.02.2015 | UK Comedy

Probably the best thing to ever happen in Huddersfield, or a branch of Asda. The highlight is the security man's song request - although we haven't...

And the Award Goes to....

Katy Wright | Posted 24.02.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

When I think of what I have given up: my freedom, my body, my youth, my sanity, my raw sexual magnitude and so on, I feel that I deserve at the very least to be thanked by those who have robbed me of these treasures.

First Kiss, Last Kiss

Katy Wright | Posted 13.02.2015 | UK Comedy
Katy Wright

Preparation was key and like any teenage girl, I had been practising my necking skills for a good year in the lead up to this Valentines disco. I would regularly snog the bathroom mirror or clench my hand into a fist and pretend it was Jon Bon Jovi (or Gary Barlow).

How to Stay Conscious for Long Enough to Raise Your Kids!

Katy Wright | Posted 11.02.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

From the moment the baby was born, sleep went from being a luxurious necessity to becoming a figment of my imagination. It was something magical that once existed in my previous life that was now gone forever - just like Santa and the Tooth Fairy.

'I'm So Tired' - Writer Tries All The 'Sex Stuff' From Fifty Shades Of Grey In One Weekend

The Huffington Post UK | Poorna Bell | Posted 11.02.2015 | UK Lifestyle

As far as writing briefs go, one journalist definitely pulled the short straw in assignments when her editor asked to try all the 'sex stuff' from Fif...

Operation: School Run....Events occur in REAL TIME

Katy Wright | Posted 10.02.2015 | UK
Katy Wright

Operation 'Find the shoes' commences. Mum says 'Where are your shoes?'. Kid 1 replies ' I dunno. I dunno'. Kid 2 does not respond. His face is pressed up against the flat screen TV causing snot to smear across the front of his idol, Peppa Pig.

Man And Cat Make Excellent Bug-Catching Duo

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 09.02.2015 | UK Comedy

All pet owners will know how crazy animals can get when insects invade their home, and us humans don't take too kindly to winged creatures fluttering ...

What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Katy Wright | Posted 29.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Katy Wright

I then started thinking about all of the things that trouble me about my child, all of the niggling worries that I have about his development, his health and well being. I realised that I'm worrying over absolutely NOTHING. My fears are simply outrageous.

Three Ways to Come Out at Work

E J Rosetta | Posted 27.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
E J Rosetta

We all know that coming out to new people can be either stressful, boring or both. I mean seriously, we should all get stickers on our foreheads or something. "Hi, I'm Gay, Feel Free To Ask Questions", so this can be a lot easier all round. The stickers would be glittery, obviously.

Straight People Guess What Eight Gay Phrases Mean - With Hilarious Results

E J Rosetta | Posted 27.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
E J Rosetta

When I first entered Gay-Land I had no idea what a Pillow Princess was, or why people kept telling me I couldn't be a Gold Star. And why did people keep saying I had Lipstick on when I didn't? I was so confused.

This Is How You #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 27.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

Weddings are stressful: you've got the bride who's been wired since 6am (and is currently freaking out over a stray curl), the best man who's trying t...

We Can't Decide If 'Fifty Shades Of Gran' Is Hilarious, Disturbing Or Both

The Huffington Post UK | Rachel Moss | Posted 26.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

The premise of replacing Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film with your grandparents isn't taking place in some h...

#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Will Kill Your Sex Drive

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 23.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

It's the stuff of sexual nightmares, but #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is trending on Twitter - and some of the responses are just too darn gross to not sha...

Is This The Oldest Dildo In Existence?

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 26.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

If Ann Summers had been around during the Ice Age, this is definitely the kind of penis-shaped paraphernalia they'd be selling. Ladies and gentlema...

Five Types of Lesbian NEVER To Date

E J Rosetta | Posted 16.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
E J Rosetta

It's a battle field out there. The LGBT dating scene is infinitely more exclusive straight dating, so here are the 5 types of Lesbian/Bi woman to be avoided at all costs.

Finished! Twelve Words That Change Their Meaning After Kids

Jess Paterson | Posted 16.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Jess Paterson

Everything changes when you have children. You enter a whole new world with a whole new vocabulary. Baby-wearing, perineal massage, Bugaboo - yours is a new language. But parenthood also twists the words in your very mouth too.

Meet Skellie, Who Parodies Women's Instagram Selfies Perfectly

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 14.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

World, meet Skellie. She loves nothing more than chillaxing in saunas, applying papaya face masks, munching brunch and shopping 'til she drops. Pl...

Liam Neeson Arm Wrestles Jimmy Fallon, It's Hilarious And Terrifying At The Same Time

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 12.01.2015 | UK Comedy

Fans of Jimmy Fallon will know that many of his biggest stunts are usually set up, although he tries to make them look spontaneous. Despite it bein...

The Call of the Pub Crawl: Trepidation and Intemperance in East London

Harry Cockburn | Posted 12.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Harry Cockburn

In the throes of a wild drinking evening, you become the hero of your own depraved drama. Shirts are trifling details. A human in the grip of a fully realised pub crawl is on an expedition into the dark unknown.

30x30x30

Ben Shires | Posted 09.01.2015 | UK Comedy
Ben Shires

That's right, it's my 30x30x30 Challenge: Thirty days to conquer thirty as yet unfulfilled ambitions before I hit the big Three Ohhhhhh. Can it be done? Possibly. Will my time, money and enthusiasm hold out for a whole month? We can only speculate.

Fashion Dads On Instagram Is So Bad, It's Good

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 07.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

A new breed of style icon has joined the ever-growing fashion pack on Instagram. They make your #OOTD photos look amateur, they've got the #fblogge...

This Toddler Loves Frozen's 'Let It Go' More Than Anyone

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 05.01.2015 | UK Lifestyle

So you thought you were the world's biggest Frozen fan, huh? Think again my Olaf-loving friend. This little boy is so enamored by his sister's Elsa...

Why New Year Resolutions Are For Wimps!

Sheila Ware | Posted 22.02.2015 | UK Lifestyle
Sheila Ware

This New Year I have decided things will be different. Not for me the guilt-trip of recrimination that generally follows my orgy of over-indulgence during the Christmas holidays. In short, I have decided that come January I will no longer be making public declarations of unrealistic New Year Resolutions.

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Jason Bartholomew | Posted 18.02.2015 | UK Comedy
Jason Bartholomew

I am an American living in London. Aside from the obvious differences - we spell it color, soccer is football, it is tidbit and not titbit (you perverts) - the flagrant, haphazard, and frankly over abundant use of the ubiquitous 'x' (a kiss) sign-off in written correspondences leaves me baffled. What are the rules?