Nadine Coyle
She says she and her bandmates used to hold meetings with PRs specifically to come up with stories for the press.
We're lurred by this news.
She says she's 'giving Girls Aloud fans what they want'.
Including homegrown talent and some of our international faves.
The former Girls Aloud star wasn't lying when she said it would be full of meme-able content.
Oh, and we couldn't *not* mention her errant passport, either.
'When she said she *was* doing it, I told her, OK, well don’t drink.'
'If I was there, no one would DARE utter a bad word to her.'
One of her bandmates hasn't spoken to her 'in forever'. Whoever could she mean?