BREAKING: Child Has Birthday

BREAKING: Child Has Birthday

Ryan Barrell  22.07.2016
The nation has rejoiced after a three-year-old boy marked his third birthday. George, born in London, celebrated his birthday on Friday...
Noted Historian Dr Suzannah Lipscomb Leaves Club With Mystery Brunette

Noted Historian Dr Suzannah Lipscomb Leaves Club With Mystery Brunette

Ryan Barrell  26.05.2016
Noted Tudor historian and author Dr Suzannah Lipscomb set tongues wagging as she left the Ivy Club in London on Tuesday night with a mystery...
The Night Tube Is Finally Here To Help Londoners Fulfill Dreams Of Being Vomited On In Enclosed Spaces

The Night Tube Is Finally Here To Help Londoners Fulfill Dreams Of Being Vomited On In Enclosed Spaces

Ryan Barrell  23.05.2016
Plans for the London Underground network to begin running trains through the night have finally come to fruition, it was announced on Monday. The...
Woman In £1,000,000 Hat Tells Britain To 'Live Within Its Means'

Woman In £1,000,000 Hat Tells Britain To 'Live Within Its Means'

Ryan Barrell  18.05.2016
A woman sitting on a chair made of gold has encouraged the country to "live within its means" during these times of austerity while addressing...
Donald Trump Apologises To David Cameron, Says He's 'Only Coming To Britain For The Duty Free'

Donald Trump Apologises To David Cameron, Says He's 'Only Coming To Britain For The Duty Free'

Ryan Barrell  18.05.2016
Republican presidential hopeful and walking carrot Donald Trump has shunned British prime minister David Cameron despite plans to travel...
Match.com To Debut 'Less Offensive' Adverts After Freckles Controversy

Match.com To Debut 'Less Offensive' Adverts After Freckles Controversy

Ryan Barrell  13.04.2016
Dating site Match.com has been forced to remove posters on London's Tube network which referred to freckles as "imperfections" after public...
Tim Peake Leaves TripAdvisor Review For Space Station's New 'Space Hotel'

Tim Peake Leaves TripAdvisor Review For Space Station's New 'Space Hotel'

Ryan Barrell  5.04.2016
Bigelow Aerospace is trialling a new "space hotel" this week, attaching their new inflatable hotel room to the side of the International...
George Osborne Doesn't Look Like THIS Anymore

George Osborne Doesn't Look Like THIS Anymore

Ryan Barrell  16.03.2016
Who can forget little George Osborne from 2015's Budget Statement? He gave a flawless rendition of his economic plan to a packed House...
Tony Blair Finally Realises No One Likes Him Or Values His Opinion

Tony Blair Finally Realises No One Likes Him Or Values His Opinion

Ryan Barrell  11.03.2016
Former prime minister Tony Blair has finally realised nobody likes him or values his political opinion, after several years of everyone...
Google To Rebrand As 'SkyNet'

Google To Rebrand As 'SkyNet'

Ryan Barrell  9.03.2016
Following the rousing success of their Deep Mind artificial intelligence program which was recently able to beat a human at the hardest...
Inconsiderate Family Refuses To Give Media Detailed Itinerary Of Private Holiday

Inconsiderate Family Refuses To Give Media Detailed Itinerary Of Private Holiday

Ryan Barrell  7.03.2016
A family has been criticised for not notifying the national media of their exact whereabouts at all times. The selfish and inconsiderate...
US Presidential Race Becomes Literal Pissing Contest

US Presidential Race Becomes Literal Pissing Contest

Ryan Barrell  4.03.2016
The Republican National Convention has announced changes to the way their presidential nominations are chosen after the 2016 race descended...
Emergency Services In Europe's Largest Disaster Exercise To Prepare For If Boris Johnson Becomes PM

Emergency Services In Europe's Largest Disaster Exercise To Prepare For If Boris Johnson Becomes PM

Ryan Barrell  29.02.2016
Emergency service agencies from across Britain launched the largest mock disaster scenario Europe has ever seen on Monday to prepare for...
Boris Johnson Reveals How Cameron Can Win Him Over For The Brexit Referendum

Boris Johnson Reveals How Cameron Can Win Him Over For The Brexit Referendum

Ryan Barrell  17.02.2016
London Mayor and Tory MP Boris Johnson has revealed his list of demands to finally join David Cameron's side in the fight to remain in...