14/06/2013 12:52 BST

Rupert Murdoch Divorcing Wendi Deng: See The Odds On Who Will Be His Next Wife (PICTURE)

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We know, we know. If two crazy loved-up kids like Rupert (82) and Wendi (44) can't make it, what chance is there for the rest of us? Still, hope springs eternal. Here are the latest odds on who will be Murdoch's fourth wife:

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(Odds calculated for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider and David Beresford)