Online Dating
A new match notification or getting asked out by that hot-but-definitely-a-fuckboy guy you’ve exchanged a stream of witty messages with is not a reward
'Step aside, fate. It’s time science had a go at love.'
Many dating sites are riddled with fake profiles and the numbers of people being deceived online has soared
Explaining it to your parents.
Guilty as charged.
It was going so well until they came to say 'goodbye'...
And don't ask your mum.