Wall Street Journal
The newspaper's conservative editorial board named who'd be "first one to muster out" -- even though they've only been in the position for hours.
The Rupert Murdoch-owned newspaper's editorial board has been critical of many of Trump’s moves in the early days of his second presidential term.
The Kremlin said the US was "undoubtedly" behind a drone strike targeting Russian President Vladimir Putin.
"The first WSJ opinion written in crayon," one Twitter user responded to the former president's essay.
“It just drives people bananas."
Stop the world, we want to get off.