King Charles
“On the repair shop today we have Charles who’s brought in a country that’s seen better days.”
The certificate also revealed how long the Queen was dead before it was announced publicly — and her occupation.
The previously unreleased picture from Buckingham Palace honours Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip in a special way.
The new monarch's message brought to mind the "for mummy" left by William and Harry on flowers for Diana's funeral.
“You’re literally the King of England, dude. If you don’t like the pens, get different pens."
"The young people of this country have been let down for decades and the royals have done nothing to help us."
King Charles III and Queen Consort Camilla were present to receive the coffin, along with Kate Middleton, Prince William, Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and more.
“I can’t bear this bloody thing," the new monarch fumed. "Every stinking time.”
Mourners at Hillsborough, memes on Twitter, a king at the castle, and an island holding its breath.