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17/10/2014 10:14 BST | Updated 17/10/2014 11:59 BST

The Week In 50 Funny Tweets: Starring Lord Freud, The Apprentice And #WaterstonesTexan

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What a week of excitement! In politics, Douglas Carswell was sworn in as Ukip's first MP:

While Lord Freud suggested that disabled people were "not worth" the minimum wage:

It was the week that Malala Yousafzai won the Nobel Peace Prize. At least, we think it was Malala...

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And the week the new-look Bob The Builder was unveiled:

Meanwhile, the new series of 'The Apprentice' kicked off - featuring, as always, top-notch sales people:

Some of whom tried to sell rubber gloves to London Zoo's penguin enclosure:

While others pitched incredible new technology ideas:

And as if all this wasn't enough, the week was rounded off by a Texan man who got locked inside a London branch of Waterstones. But of course!

Yes, from Freudian slips to failed apprentices, Bob The Builder to Bono The Apologiser, here are some of this week's finest Twitter news funnies...

The Week In 50 Funny Tweets

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