The Daily Mail's front page this Monday will come as a shock to many, where it is alleged the prime minister once"put a private part of his anatomy in a dead pig's mouth" as part of a university initiation.
Other revelations include allegations of drug-taking and bitter feuds during the PM's days at Oxford University.
Needless to say, everyone is going into meltdown over what is being dubbed "PigGate".
Swiftly, #Hameron started trending in the UK, people started to wonder if that Black Mirror episode was inspired by a secret knowledge of events, and an old article from the Evening Standard suddenly became very popular again.
Well some mysteries just solve themselves #HameronSeptember 20, 2015
Finally, I can use this feature pic.twitter.com/ocM5bbmv7O— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) September 21, 2015
Labour press office in an oddly generous mood today pic.twitter.com/DwIS1awU51— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) September 21, 2015
I bet David Cameron was disappointed the first time he watched babe station— Mark Simmons (@MarkSimmonsHaHa) September 20, 2015
I've never been more pleased to be a vegetarian.— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 20, 2015
"Dave did WHAT with this pig?" pic.twitter.com/6cF26GYQaT— evil monster (@blueliberal1) September 20, 2015
'HAHA WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR MILIBAND HE CAN'T EVEN PUT PORK IN HIS MOUTH PROPERL... oh wait'— Scriblit (@Scriblit) September 20, 2015
David Cameron is a threat to our national security, our economic security and our porcine security.— Alex Wickham (@WikiGuido) September 20, 2015
Samantha Cameron's latest byline: pic.twitter.com/HGtGNAcqKm— Sarah (@SarahSahim) September 20, 2015
.@David_Cameron when you're excited, do you get a lardon?— Alison B (@akbea) September 20, 2015
So David Hameron put his dick in a dead pig’s mouth but eats a hot dog with a knife and fork.
Madness.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 20, 2015
Shocking. pic.twitter.com/MO4WMjwqRl— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 21, 2015
"So I ask the Prime Minister, are the allegations true?"
"So the media is... telling porkies?"
*Corbyn high-fives entire front bench*— The_No_Show (@The_No_Show) September 20, 2015
This is the greatest night on twitter ever. #Hameron— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 20, 2015
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT PIG— kazuhira willard (@wreckard_) September 20, 2015
Never been so grateful to be a cat...— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 20, 2015
The people seriously saying 'oh come on, he was at uni, cut him some slack' have done me in. 😭😭😭😭— Juliet Mushens (@mushenska) September 20, 2015
Does this mean Kermit is a Tory— John F. Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) September 20, 2015
*Labour's website breaks* pic.twitter.com/1Jkgwuus8b— Ryan Barrell (@RyanBarrell) September 20, 2015
"Can the Prime Minister tell us, in a time when unemploment is rising and people are relying on food banks, why he shagged a dead pig"— Jock (@_bluejock) September 20, 2015
Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) September 20, 2015
My mind's telling me noSeptember 20, 2015
When you're 15 minutes into Peppa Pig and chill and then David Cameron gives you this look pic.twitter.com/xeX9INEHhX— David Skuzbee (@davidskuzbee) September 20, 2015
Cameron: Anyone have any questions
*everyone raises hands*
Cameron: That aren't about the pig?
*everyone lowers hands*— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) September 20, 2015
Hogwash— Al Murray the 318 (@almurray) September 20, 2015
#hameron to reporters outside his house "just leave me aloin"— Paul Murphy (@algernonradish) September 20, 2015
Crisis on Twitter as photoshoppers can't actually come up with anything more horrific than the reality. #Hameron— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 20, 2015
crying pic.twitter.com/iuki1uNpV4— thom (@thwphipps) September 20, 2015
Well now this all makes sense pic.twitter.com/RlNrjTm1sC— Owen Bennett (@owenjbennett) September 20, 2015
They should obviously call this scandal 'Bae of Pigs'— Seán (@glittercrisis) September 20, 2015
Can't cope pic.twitter.com/nLd7WKD8Li— Jennifer Hassan (@GuinnessKebab) September 21, 2015
Samantha Cameron is at home now, thinking: "Hang on. Is this why he always calls me Babe?"— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 20, 2015
To be honest, he was a rubbish shag.— Cameron's Dead Pig (@CameronsFavePig) September 20, 2015
I have to say, the way Cameron is dealing with this whole pig thing is very ham-fisted. #piggate— Ciarán Norris (@ciarannorris) September 21, 2015
We can now add 'ruined all future viewings of the film, Babe' to Dave's list of accomplishments #piggate— Ash J. Preston (@TheAshPreston) September 21, 2015
What do you call a pig tied to a lamppost outside Tory HQ?
A Leisure Centre.
I honestly cannot stop I apologise for nothing.— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 21, 2015
but in all seriousness when is dave going to resign over #piggate— Christopher Brennan (@ChristoHaunted) September 21, 2015
There seems to be a concerning amount of pre-existing 'David Cameron with pigs' photos #piggate— Vicky Elliott (@vicks_tweets) September 21, 2015
The alleged incident came to light in the Daily Mail's front page story, a serialisation of a book to be published by Lord Ashcroft detailing the "drugs and debauchery" of Cameron's university days.
.@LordAshcroft remind me never to piss you off— elizabeth (@praisemajus) September 20, 2015
In addition to the pig escapade, the book also alleges that the PM was part of a "dope smoking group" at Oxford, allowed cocaine to be circulated at his London home, and that his confidant Lynton Crosby thinks he is a "tosser".
The most shocking revelation of all this #Hameron pig, cocaine, weed scandal is that they all sat around listening to Supertramp for hours— Mike Graham (@Iromg) September 20, 2015