drunk

Alcohol makes us all believe we are God’s gift to words - capable of crafting texts that make people fall in love with us
8. Helicopter Ride When parents just get really fancy.   15. Water Fountain For Your Dog  We could have told you this was
A drunk man who fell asleep at a bus stop says he awoke to find a fox chewing his trousers and trying to pull them off.  Steve
Please don't lunge at me the Christmas office party, I don't care that you're wife is having an affair with the post man or that you can afford to take me to a fancy hotel, I will have play no part in your latest mid-life crisis. Put down the whisky and take your receding hair-lined face home.
Things can get a little fuzzy when you've had too much to drink, but for one man, it was a severe case of beer goggles after
A young Tory woke up with more than just alcohol causing his hangover this week, after he went on a night out in Manchester
When all the make-up is smeared, the fancy clothes are sweated through and the uncomfortable shoes have come off, there's
I take another glance at the unwarranted queue at the bar and breathe a heavy sigh at the thought of queuing twenty minutes for a bog standard lager served in a plastic cup. And then, it happens. I reach into my pocket and remove the packet of fruit flavoured ant-acid tablets.