Glastonbury
"I’m proud and ready and more than able to take the stage again to pleasure and titillate my friends at Glastonbury in June."
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The former Oasis star urged his fellow musicians to "play your f***ing tunes and get off".
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"People need to understand that women are not on stage to be ridiculed and shamed."
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About Glastonbury
Glastonbury is one of the longest running musical festivals in the UK, with revelers descending on Michael Eavis' Worthy Farm in Pilton, Somerset, nearly every year since 1970. Many of music's biggest names have played the festival over the years, including David Bowie, Beyonce, The Rolling Stones, Oasis, Blur, Amy Winehouse, The Killers, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys and Kanye West. 2016 saw Adele headline the famous Pyramid Stage for the first time, alongside Coldplay and Muse. Radiohead, Ed Sheeran and Foo Fighters have been confirmed as 2017's headliners, topping the bill on the Pyramid Stage. Other performers include Katy Perry, Stormzy, The XX and Lorde. The festival will take a break in 2018, and return in 2019 at a new location in the Midlands, where it will be called the Variety Bazaar. Glastonbury will then resume as normal in 2020.