hpw tweets
"what is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles"
"Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body."
"i loveeee topo chico because it’s like… what if water fought you when you tried to drink it"
"when people give me directions and they’re like 'you can’t miss it' i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of"
"when kate moss said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels i take that with a grain of salt bc she was british"
"All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person"
"i have the opposite of fomo like leave me out of all of your plans please."
"Air and Space Museum should have a plane emergency slide you can go down just to get to experience it"
"The women's bathroom at a club is the closest we'll ever get to Barbie world"
"no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend"