How To Avoid The Royal Wedding If You Really Couldn't Care Less

Live in a tent in the woods.
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These Reactions To The Royal Engagement Are Comedy Gold

'Glad to hear Prince Harry is doing his bit to smooth over Brexit negotiations by offering to marry Angela Merkel.'
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From 'Horrible Bosses' To 'Deal Or No Deal' - Meghan Markle Has Been On Screen More Than You Think

Four words: Made for TV movies.
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Will We Get A Day Off For Harry And Meghan’s Wedding, And 8 Other Questions You Need Answering

Will she become a princess?
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Is This The Moment Justin Welby Was Forced To Bluff About Harry And Meghan's Engagement?

Did the Archbishop of Canterbury have the inside scoop?
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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Make First Appearance After Announcing Engagement

But there are 'no plans' for a bank holiday to mark the wedding.
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