noel edmonds
"The British public will enjoy seeing me finally getting my comeuppance."
He's been branded "the best signing in years".
'I asked him a perfectly reasonable question.'
'I’m certain I’m not alone in shedding tears for a true telly legend.'
'It’s the darkest space that the human mind ever occupies.'
He credits the 'compassionate support of the Priory in Bristol' for getting him through.
'There’s one person in this world I have the biggest crush on.'
Maybe it's time to let it go, Noel?
Author's note: I seriously can't believe I'm actually writing this.
After 11 years, bosses have called time on the gameshow.