UK divorce

'Needs dry cleaning to get rid of the stench of betrayal.'
'Five years ago we had to have a police escort just to pick up our kids.'
'All that she knows now is that all both her parents love her.'
Going on holiday alone is a wonderful opportunity to do whatever you want to.
'It's very different getting divorced in your 50s than it is in your 20s or 30s'.
I wonder sometimes what it would be like living with the Dalai Lama - because, even though he's probably about the most saintly guy on earth, I'll bet he's got some really irritating habits. You know the sort of thing - hogging the TV remote control; stinking out the lavatory and not opening the window; constantly losing his keys.