UK parents-to-be
Rates of emergency caesareans almost doubled in some areas.
'I work in childcare. I could do this all damn day.'
Well that was an anti-climax.
And not forgetting famous dads-to-be.
'He told me I didn't count as a parent yet.'
The Saving Babies' Lives Care Bundles aim to halve the rate of stillbirths.
No Dianes or Dereks this year
"This was not expected."
'Beauty doesn't come pre-packaged in one size.'
'Man showers' tend to include a barbecue, poker and beer.