Toddler's

Playing the Game of 'Shh'

Lucy Gaskin | Posted 30.07.2015 | UK Parents
Lucy Gaskin

Silly Mummy is miming rooting around in the invisible bag: 'Look, The Toddler, what's this Mummy has here? Mummy has something here for you. Let Mummy just find it...ah, yes, here it is! Look: it's SHH!' Silly Mummy pulls the 'shh' finger out of the bag.

Surviving Soft Play

Sarah Turner | Posted 30.07.2015 | UK Parents
Sarah Turner

With indoor soft play, survival is all about mental preparation. You need to be prepared for the shit that is about to get real.

How Bob The Builder And Wendy Can Teach Your Kids About Sex

The Huffington Post UK | Amy Packham | Posted 29.07.2015 | UK Parents

Sex education isn't a topic you're likely to bring up with to your kids until the topic starts floating around in the classroom. But a United Nati...

Responses To 'Why Does Your Toddler Cry?' Sums Up Our Parenting Woes

The Huffington Post UK | Amy Packham | Posted 27.07.2015 | UK Parents

Toddler logic would baffle even the scientists behind the Hadron Collider, let alone the average parent. But, as we know too well - it is both mys...

Five and a Half Ways the Baby Is a Big Disappointment to the Toddler

Lucy Gaskin | Posted 24.07.2015 | UK Parents
Lucy Gaskin

It should be made clear at the outset that The Toddler loves The Baby. The Toddler is very proud of The Baby. She likes to show The Baby to anyone and everyone: 'My sis!' Nonetheless, The Baby is, on occasion, a big disappointment to The Toddler; and here are five and a half reasons why.

Dad Catches Toddler 'Drink Driving' In Her Toy Car, Pretends To Arrest Her

The Huffington Post UK | Sophie Brown | Posted 23.07.2015 | UK Parents

A video of a toddler who has curbed her toy car on a snow mount after 'drinking and driving' has become a viral hit. The girl's father slowly appr...

Outrage As Down's Syndrome Toddler Is Photographed In Washing Machine 'For A Laugh'

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 22.07.2015 | UK

A mother is facing an outcry after posting a picture of a toddler with Down’s Syndrome shut inside a washing machine on Facebook. Courtney Stewa...

Today I Paraded a Poo Around My House

Olivia Siegl | Posted 20.07.2015 | UK Parents
Olivia Siegl

Never EVER did I think I would be so excited about another human taking a dump, but my oh my the sound of poo hitting plastic has made this potty training mums year!

'I'll Tell You What, Mummy': Five of the Funniest Things the Toddler Said Last Week

Lucy Gaskin | Posted 20.07.2015 | UK Parents
Lucy Gaskin

'No. And Mummy not big girl. No stairs!' Oh dear. The Baby, The Toddler and Silly Mummy are all not big enough to go down the stairs. Well, this is a dilemma. On with the post from the top of the stairs, where we shall remain until we are big girls.

Mediocre Mum

Jennifer Hill | Posted 17.07.2015 | UK Parents
Jennifer Hill

There's a bit of a trend at the moment about being open and honest when it comes to parenting. Brags about things we don't do with our kids or epic parenting fails are becoming more common than the wonderful things we all do.

Mum Posts Genius Response To Strangers Asking Nosy Questions About Twins

The Huffington Post UK | Amy Packham | Posted 14.07.2015 | UK Parents

If you're a parent of twins, you might be able to relate to the hilarious sign a mother temporarily attached to her twin's pram. Annie Nolan, 26, ...

Thief Snatched Toys From Ill Toddler's Pram

SWNS | Murray Spooner | Posted 14.07.2015 | UK Parents

A thief snatched toys from a child's pram, which had been bought to cheer up the toddler during a series of hospital treatments. Sharon Mitchell, 4...

Play a Game of Guess What Film the Toddler Is Talking About

Lucy Gaskin | Posted 13.07.2015 | UK Parents
Lucy Gaskin

The Toddler has taken a sudden interest in watching films. She has not, however, taken an interest in what films are actually called. The Toddler has developed a couple of alternative methods for identifying the film she wants to watch.

The Wonder Years

Emma Porcelli | Posted 13.07.2015 | UK Parents
Emma Porcelli

No, I am not talking about The Wonder Years series on Channel 4 with Fred Savage when we were little... I am talking about the 'Terrible Two's.' I am calling them 'The Wonder Years', as I wonder how you ever survive them?!

Five and a Half Things the Baby Has Learnt From the Toddler

Lucy Gaskin | Posted 13.07.2015 | UK Parents
Lucy Gaskin

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a toddler in possession of a coaster must be in want of a baby's head to put it on.* The Baby has learnt that a wide variety of objects will be placed on her head and declared a 'hat'.

Young Frozen Fan Tries To Convince Dad To Steal Giant Elsa

Parentdish UK | Keith Kendrick | Posted 09.07.2015 | UK Parents

How did this dad react when his toddler daughter attempted to "steal" a Frozen doll from a shop? "Let it go!" (Obviously). As we all know, Elsa ...

Secret Diary of a Threenager

Rachel McDougall | Posted 13.07.2015 | UK Parents
Rachel McDougall

Dear Diary...The Mother has been looking far too confident and relaxed lately, I need to remind her who's actually in charge around here. No more Little Miss Nice. Over the course of one day I will bring this woman to her knees, with my simple Eight Point Plan.

Potty Training For Dummies

Katy Wright | Posted 13.07.2015 | UK Parents
Katy Wright

Announce with great excitement that it's time to be a big boy/girl to your child. Jump up and down in the air like Tigger on speed as you whip open a Primark bag stuffed with brand new big boy/girl pants.

Toddler With Extreme Fear Of Eating Can Only Be Fed Via Tube

The Huffington Post UK | Ellen Wallwork | Posted 07.07.2015 | UK Parents

The parents of a toddler who has such an extreme fear of eating that she can only be fed through a tube, are fundraising to get their daughter life ch...

North West Does Not Want Her Mum's Fashion Advice

The Huffington Post UK | Ellen Wallwork | Posted 06.07.2015 | UK Parents

Kim Kardashian has revealed she faces a struggle many parents of toddlers will know only too well when trying to get North West ready to leave the ho...

Toddler Explains How Babies Are Born In Four Seconds

The Huffington Post UK | Ellen Wallwork | Posted 03.07.2015 | UK Parents

When a dad decided to ask his three-year-old daughter to announce she had a baby brother or sister on the way - she gave a more honest answer about up...

Adorable Video Of What Toddlers Really Get Up To When Their Parents Aren't There

The Huffington Post UK | Sophie Brown | Posted 02.07.2015 | UK Parents

Ever wondered what kids get up to when they're left on their own for nap time? You're about to find out. Blogging twins, Niña Williams and Cecilia...

10 Tips to Survive the Heat with Toddlers and Babies (#mostlygin)

Helen Wallen | Posted 01.07.2015 | UK Parents
Helen Wallen

Drink plenty of water. So you can enjoy the moment your toddler gives you the three second warning that they NEED A WEE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW MUMMY, NOW as you're in the middle of breastfeeding, on a pebble beach, with about 90% of the world's baby equipment spread out on a picnic blanket in front of you, at least half a mile from any kind of public loo...

Six Signs Your House Is Ruled By a TODDLER TYRANT!

Zeena Moolla | Posted 01.07.2015 | UK Parents
Zeena Moolla

Has your home become toddler-occupied territory? Do you live within no-go zones changeable on a daily basis? Are orders frequently barked at you? "Don't sing!" "Stop talking!" No laughing!" Well, you are not alone - and in the spirit of misery loving some company, here are six signs you are living under a toddler tyranny...

How Glastonbury Is Like Life With Toddlers

Rachel McDougall | Posted 01.07.2015 | UK Parents
Rachel McDougall

Up all night, covered in filth, ears constantly ringing... When you think about it, a weekend at Glastonbury is pretty damn close to life at home with toddlers.