First Nando's ran out of chicken, now McDonald's milkshakes are gone. What gives?
Around 50 Nando's outlets have temporarily closed due to a chicken shortage – but don't panic.
Conservative membership numbers have dwindled compared to Labour's in the past two years.
Sorry to be the party poopers.
What a time to be alive.
Why is this not nationwide goddammit?
Time for a cheeky Nando's?