The prime minister is under pressure to explain how the refurb of his Downing Street flat was paid for.
"What kind of grown man can't load the dishwasher?"
No, *you're* the child of privileged parents, etc etc
Thousands of teenagers will strike to declare a "state of climate emergency".
The teen suffered a 'huge gash' on his shoulder.
It follows allegations from a top TV producer.
The 'carnage' of texting, eating a takeaway and dancing the ceilidh.
'Why would we need experts where you're £350m a week better off and living in sunlit meadows?'