uk christmas
Lights will be dimmed and tannoy announcements will be turned off.
Deck the halls with bells and vulvas 🎶
This elf isn't just up to mischief.
Merry, merry times.
Act fast, they're selling like hotcakes!
The best mince pies are a bargain.
'Why would someone pay another person to do the most fun bit?'
But 'you can’t call them ugly'.
Laugh in the face of chocolate calendars with these bad boys.