Donald Trump
Trump may be trying to wriggle his way out of testifying, which he'd previously pledged to do.
The former US president went after prosecutors before his comparison to the secret police force of Nazi Germany at a private RNC donor event.
“I’m tired of calling him names,” said the Hollywood icon.
The former president will probably see red at the reaction his self-aggrandising post garnered on social media.
The former president said the capital was "unrecognisable" because "Europe Opened Its Doors To Jihad".
No love lost between the one-time double act, then.
The former president has risked re-igniting his feud with Sadiq Khan.
The former president reached new heights of incomprehensibility when he attempted to pronounce "infrastructure."
"I'm not even supposed to be talking to you," the indicted former president falsely claimed to his supporters.
The former president's attorneys are trying to stop him from dozing off during the trial.