Slippers at the ready.
7. Then there it is, the shock of a concealed piece in the carpet. When everyone talks about your post-baby body, no one
9. Because you accidentally chose food over sleep (again). 10. BRB, just gonna have a nap. 4. Spending your whole life
The Hunger Games is nothing compared to this.
11. There is always the north? This is fun. 5. Wondering how much you could get on the black market for a kidney. 10. Considering
'Yeah, but don't you get two Christmases?'
2. When you learn to live out of a rucksack. 4. When your post is distributed across the country. 7. When you remember all
'I can finally eat peas again.'